Do You Haiku?

Should I cast a spell?
I wonder if it will work?
Toil and trouble...

 

thank you for this thread
Deidre, it is a great place
to deal with feelings

 

Wanderlust must be
The soul's longing for freedom
From monotony

 

Spirit defeated
No optimism persists
Fighting reclusion

 

A quiet Sunday
Soon, to be a busy week
Can I just stay here?

 

Clouds cover the sky
No sun to brighten the day
Raindrops soon will fall

 

Found new Sandwich shop
The deals are wonderful
Now I sit here full

 

I do trust my brain
I know it remembers why
One plus one equals two

 

it takes a minute
between sleeping and waking
to get sad again

 

Restless at midnight
Thoughts in my head feather light
cease wondering why

 

Talk of a blue sky
Whisper a spell in my ear
Deep down in my dreams

 

Being homeless SUCKS!
Please let me repeat that one.
Screw it! Why bother?

 

^is this true story haiku? all okay?


i made the same wish
every time i got the chance
and now i can't not

 

Yes, my story stands
It is an awful feeling
Wants roof over head

 

The minute the Soviet Union collapsed, the cost of freedom, democracy, and everything else went through the roof. Sometimes it is better to get mad, because depression is not only counterproductive, but misplaced aggression. There is enough food in the world to feed everyone, there is enough land and resources to house them all but, instead, over a trillion dollars was invested in AI research last year alone, and weapons are the largest manufactured export of the largest exporter in the world, with a military equal to the next six to ten largest combined. Those who do nothing and refuse to even acknowledge the injustices in this world, get it back with interest.

 

i'm sorry K L
all creatures deserve shelter
i wish i could help

: (

 

This state costs too much
Between Boston and City
No tolls here for now

 

I moved to Seattle, in part, because they were the first city to raise minimum wage to $15.00/hr and legalize pot. Fuck the mainstream watching reality TV and voting for Donald Duck, let em eat their poor alive and see what they get. They will boot all the illegals over the border, so they can regulate their labor and keep wages low. They are already importing every fucking genius on the planet to drive down wages, and now that the housing boom is over they will start to regulate illegal immigrants, so they can maintain control over everything.

I'm thinking of starting a series of youtube videos that might include such things as the worst and best fucking states to live in if you are poor, which is roughly 1/3 of the country these days. The deep south and north east corridor are definitely not among the best.

 

okay, great, woolee
put that into a haiku
there is the challenge

 

By The Balls

The Bank has you by the Balls!
If you make A Sperm Donation!
Cover your Ass anyway you can!
Its Never Easy In a hospital gown!
Flush Everything, Down The Toilet!
Ignore, Every Obstacle In Your Way!
Destroy Any Evidence Of Your DNA!
Eliminate any Traces of your presence!
Pick Your Favorite, Soothing Ointment!
Beware The Insidious Alien Anal Probe!
Mindcontrol Conspiracy Behind The Illuminati!
Only Sex can reproduce the marching morons!
Only Sex with each other, can give you STDs!
Only Sex with Yourself is ever actually Safe!
Only Sex can inspire a Zombie Apocalypse!
Whilst Yoda is the Illegitimate Love-child!
Of Mr Spock and an Andorean Sex Slave!
Jim Henson is Rolling Over in His Grave!
Ms Piggy Is Actually Kermit’s Half-Sister!
LaLa Land Has Relocated To Washington!
Where they all Strut around Like Roosters!
Going off Half-Cocked whenever possible!
Some have a traditional three Ring Circus!
But, The US has PT Barnum’s Freak Show!
Where Reality TV Inspires Idiots To Throw Up!
While the Banks Squeeze Everybody by the Balls!​