Do You Haiku?

Oh, gawd....

Whoever abdicated made you feel that sad........

 

I would not trade this
My broken heart and my pain
For all Earth's riches

 

Love can sometimes hurt
But, it should make you feel good
Take care of yourself <3

 

Will I or won't I
Let fear get the best of me?
I will try not to

 

This

 

Are you quoting you?
The things you have said, haiku?
You must be quite sure

 

The weekend is here
A beautiful day outside
Let's enjoy the time

 

The sun is up the
Sky is blue its beautiful
And so are you dear

That one might be plagiarized a bit

 

Father McFuddy
You'll never be however
I am on my knees

P.S. don't count the syllables

 

It is hot in here
Not talking about weather
Hip Forums Porno

 

lol

 

To be on one's knees
Humbled in prayer to God
You have filthy minds

 

I'm addicted yes
Freeze Dried Instant Coffee
What time is love dear?

 

The mind is active
But the body not so much
Memory serves well

 

Bleh

 

Overproduction
Of haiku leads to no good
I say fuck this shit

 

You do not want to
That would be really nasty
Do not fuck that shit

 

They have a good love
Effortless and beautiful
May it always be

 

Three sweet little birds
Followed me all the way home
Then, they flew away

 

Got to get it done
I must cut the grass today
It will be barefoot