Do You Haiku?

It's post two hundred
I am just getting started
May it never stop

 

Ask not what a meme, may do for you!
But what can you do for some memes!
Memes are all our friends, in the end;
Bad memes gonna getcha in the end!​

 

lol That's not a haiku ^^


Jazz, reggae and pop
All types of music move me
Turn up the volume

 

It is either haiku, or nonsense poetry, depending on who reads it, because the word meme has no demonstrable meaning.

 

Geez wool, puff puff give
Fucking up the rotation
Lucky your my bro

 

Japanese wrote most,
Spaghetti westerns,
As classic Samurai tales,
By the light of Jupiter's moons,
Which is why they tend to squint!

 

Spaghetti westerns?
Samurai and Jupiter?
I want what you smoke...

 

Meditate upon the sublime lime Jell-O,
Revel in its exquisite emerald glow,
Taste of its sweetness but,
Most importantly,
Watch it wiggle!

 

Tasting sweet jell-o
You are getting too kinky
Wiggle it elsewhere

Jk

 

wool, that's still not a haiku

 

Japanese women are complaining,
Its hard enough to get laid,
In a country of polite workaholics,
Using the same old fashioned haiku.
Ya gotta flaunt it if ya got it!

 

There's too many lines
Way too many syllables
You're flaunting errors

 

Its shake-n-bake,
And We Helped!

 

Now your not enough lines
Way too little syllables
Going the wrong way

 

When in trouble, when in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout!
Add a few syllables here and there,
And someone might think you are coherent.

 

You were doing fine
First you rhyme then you dont rhyme
Please make up your mind

 

Brain damaged, mentally deranged,
Guilty feet ain't got no rhythm!
Head stuck in the toilet,
Can't find my own ass!
Push-me-pull-you,
Me, myself, and I can never agree.​

 

The old rooster crows
The morning is upon is
My wood is real hard

 

Thinking about it
It will be hard to go on
It's supposed to be

 

Think about it,
There must be higher love,
The Ugly Duckling is destined,
To fly high again as the glorious swan.