Do We Ask Too Much?

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

From: 91.9 Sea FM

 

asking for a RELATIONSHIP rather than to be a servant is NOT asking too much, if he just needed a maid/hooker he can pay for that

 

I don't think it's much to ask. The ones I'm questioning is decorator and stylist. I don't tend to look for a partner who is a decorator or stylist, but I guess it is cool when they can do those things, but I think I've got those covered. Also, I don't require my partner to be very rich, though it probably holds true for others. Also a bit confused on 'gynecologist.' I don't think many women say "hey honey, do you think this is normal?" I can see a man doing that. I also don't value athleticism or really fit bodies, just as long as you don't look like a blob.. A lot of these could probably be combined together to make a much shorter list. I know it's supposed to be funny, but I'm curious if it was a man or woman that compiled these lists..

 

I see three questions, two of which you provided the answer for.
Maybe talk too much?

 

I would hope men are a little pickier than their list lets on and also value qualities such as passion, ambition, creativity, humor, intelligence, etc. Is it really such a bad thing to want a partner with a good personality?

As for the rest of the list I think its mostly sexist bullshit. Some women are demanding and very high maintenance, most are not. I think both sexes just want a partner to appreciate them and not take them for granted.

 

Perhaps: knows how to treat your vagina

I found it posted in 2006. Not ascribed to anybody. Probably lost in the ether now. Probably was in a book at some point.

 

Then gynecologist should be just scratched off the list cuz that would file under 'Lover'

 

I don't see what's wrong with the man also wanting most of those things in a partner for himself.

 

Well a gynecologist is supposed to know - that is their full time job.
They are supposed to be experts.
A 'lover' is just a person who may or may not know how to have sex 'a partner in a sexual or romantic relationship outside marriage'
Maybe it's supposed to mean: a man is supposed to spot if there is anything wrong down there - given he's the one (out of the two of you) that can get extremely close to it.
You know, have a bit of a dig around down there etc.

 

haha, I'm pretty certain women don't ask this of their boyfriends.. I think a woman will spot something wrong herself and then go get an expert opinion. Anyways, it's probably arbitrary debating these silly lists.

 

Well a lot of women don't check themselves/on a regular basis.
I suppose it's meant to mean that in today's society men have to know what's going on down there as much/if not more than a woman.

I'm glad you didn't bring up the 'brother' or/and 'father'.

 

why is that?..

 

Hey, they forgot to add trash man to the list. Joking. I'm capable of taking out the garbage... But, nothing turns me on more than a man taking out the garbage..

 

If we do meet most or a lot of those requirements I think women are asking too much when they also demand point 53 :mickey:

 

Because I wouldn't have been able to explain why they maybe on the list.
You might say: But most women have a father and/or a brother - so why would they need another one?
I would say: I dunno, I didn't write the list :leaving:

 

If I really "needed" a person/partner to fill all those roles, I think I need to work on me before finding one.

That is a pretty unrealistic list for any person to have to fill. I think that what tends to work is a partner who is strong in areas you are weaker in. Creates more balance.

As a wish list maybe it has some merit but in reality it would be too exhausting to live up to.

 

I just noticed father is on the list twice (#5 & #22). And like I said, a lot of these can be combined. I think I'm gonna re-write the list, but I have to wake up first (like with caffeine concoctions)..

 

The only requirement that suffices for all is that we be happy to see each other.

 

I don't know, I tend to agree with the entire list completely as it is intended......


AS A JOKE.....

man, some of you guys can take everything sooooo seriously

 

I think we got that, actually