Do these shorts make me look fat?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, May 13, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    :D I've never been out of shape in my life, but I go to this Goodwill about once a month that's next to a great Thai place and I usually find one great bargain. This time I found a nice pair of shorts to replace my lucky shorts I'd recently lost, but I couldn't figure out how come they were only $1.99. There has to be something wrong with them, right? [​IMG]
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Maybe they once belonged to an old fart with anal seepage?
     
  3. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Someone either shit or died in them.
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    They were previously owned by an axe murderer.
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    With anal seepage, dammit!
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Anal seepage it is.
     
  7. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Maybe both. I think people sometimes shit after they die.

    And that would explain the brown stains and rotting carcass smell.
     
  8. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    I used to be in a punk band called Anal Seepage.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    ^^^hahaha that's fookin wonderful.
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Which one? There have been about 6, just in the US. I'm a fan of the era with Ryan on drums and Tim Crabb on vocals...
     
  11. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Wouldnt that make it more valuable?
     
  12. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    There really should be a ClothesFax service.
     
  13. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    why do you give a dam if you look like you eat regular?

    virtical lines make you look thinner, horzontal lines make you look wider, solds leave you just as you are, and of course random, abstract patterns neither more virtucal nor horizontal are more or less camo.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  14. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Weird thing is if I saw these same shorts (minus the seepage of course :)) in the Macy's across the street for $30, I still would've bought them and not thought twice about it, but $1.99 at Goodwill reduces its value to one step above engine-rag in my mind.[​IMG]
     
  15. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    They "tent" funny when you sit down...:D Or are you just glad to see me?
     
  16. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Would you like to go camping? [​IMG]
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i was under the presumptoin that most things at goodwill were priced around that range...?

    maybe thats just what the prices were in central Vt
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    donated items for practically free. can't beat that.
     
  19. Miss_Beatle

    Miss_Beatle Beatlemaniac

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    Yea, same as fitzy, pretty much every pair of shorts at my goodwill is 1.99. That's what's so good about goodwill, they have good stuff for cheap. The idea isn't to go there and wonder why it's so cheap, the cheapness is the whole point.
     
  20. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    these suspenders make me look fat
     

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