Do the Republican have any policies?

yes, to fuck up america

 

Trust me, money is the only reason even republicans put up with each other, and the more money they make, the faster their population has imploded since the invention of modern birth control. Televangelism has rotted their brains, cellphones are proving even more effective, and the easiest way to destroy the republican party today is to sell them cheap porn, handguns, and liquor. That's why they actually tax them so much, so republicans don't kill themselves even faster, so I'm working on cheap automated bullshit that is undetectable by AI, because it merely imitates their stupidity, and encourages them to believe whatever the fuck they want.

 

Good question. They oppose the Democrats when the Democrats are in power but when they are in power will support the same policies they opposed before.