Do "smart guys" turn you on?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Chubz, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. Bacchus

    Bacchus Member

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    A little personality helps.

    Maybe you should read something other than C++ for the advanced techie.

    Might I suggest some philosophy? Some history? Some poetry?




    Find a subject that isn't your norm. Obviously your norm isn't working for you.


    Chicks dig smart guys, not geeks (Well some chicks dig geeks, but apparently you're not finding them), so study up on relevant subjects.

    Maybe you need to get outside and stretch them chubby little legs?

    Nobody likes saggy shapeless men... except maybe Catherine Zeta Jones, and she's got one allready.


    You could learn to play an instrument. Chicks dig a guy with talent.


    So in summary, because you can program doesn't make you smart. And just because you're smart, doesn't mean you're an attractive candidate for procreation.



    I'm sure you'll understand this....


    Let's say a 200 lb. girl with bad skin, a unibrow and half a moustache told you she was smart and so deserved a date with you, what would you think?


    Most of all, you are lacking the most important quality women respect.


    confidence
     
  2. drewbee

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    As for the computer programming thing, I kind of resent whoever said knowing the computer language is easy. Doing "basic" things with the language is not knowing the language. Its the same as saying I know How to speak spanish. Although I could hold on a converstation at a very slow pace, and I'm sure half of it would not make any sense, I still know a little about it, but that does not make me go around saying i know how to speak it.

    I myself am a Programmer in the languages of the web, and if you think that stuff is easy, maybe you should look at the project i am working on right now, and why may I ask, is it that one application (Yes, I said application), Has 5 files connected to it, two of which are 500 lines a piece (the visual display), and the other three are the logic behind it, containing 1000 - 2000 lines of code. (this is just a baby application too). Now I dont know about you guys, but it takes a really long time to type that out, and the last time I clocked myself I was at approximately 140 wpm, especially with all of the logic breaks in it. (Meaning, one thing is constantly contradicting another when something else is true, or false).

    Take Care,
    Drew
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Yes smart guys turn me on, i love smart guys, they make up for what i am lacking in hahahaha :D
     
  4. yazzi

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    hell yeah, if brad pitt, for eg, had bush's intellect, i would sooooo not be able to do him. ...
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    ok thats a bad example. brad pitt is different. hes an exception. but anyone else, yah.
    smart guys are totally sexy.... unless they're butt ugly. n cant make me laugh.
     
  5. yazzi

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    see? i bet this guy aint all that good lookin in real life. but im sure he gets loads of it. ;)
     
  6. yazzi

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    ok from WHERE is he surgically enhanced?
    iz yoo u by any chance a bit jealous??
     
  7. seamonster66

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    Chubz, maybe it isn't the computer programming skills that are driving the girls away, but rather the peach fuzz, pubescent moustache!
     
  8. kelticman

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    Brad Pitt is currently married to Jennifer Aniston, and before that he was engaged to Gwyneth Paltrow. I don't know about you, but I'm jealous of him.
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I think somebody on here doesn't wanna admit they have a crush on Brad Pitt. Hes a great actor and he seems like a really cool guy.

    Snap Seamonster. [​IMG]

    Girls love a smart guy, but more importantly they hate being bored. Just find what shes into and try not boring the hell out of her. Girls want a confident interesting guy, not some guy who might be smart but drives 'em away by being a sardonic loser who has nothing to talk about besides his IDE controller.
     
  10. malina

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    lodui you have a pretty good perception of what girls like hehe.
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Thanks, I read cosmo. [​IMG]
     
  12. malina

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    i was gonna say anyway... i love smart guys.. i also like guys who come across as dumb but actually have depth to them.. i dont like smartasses though unless they are smartass in such a way that i pee my pants laughing at everything they say. . . which is actually rare. you know.. pretending to be smartasses but being caring guys underneath it ... anyway... im married to the smartest guy i have ever met... which is cool until he starts explaining the complexities of chess and data bank or data warehouse programming.... i just dont get it so half the time i have to say.. um... im sorry i wasnt listening could you repeat that?... but he is a really fun guy too and doesnt put me through that very often.. just when he gets excited about something which is cool for me because i love when he is excited. but i guess i lucked out cuz not only is he very smart but also into active things too... was a football coach and loves music, playing guitar and traveling... hmmm. sounding pretty sagitarius isnt he.. omg i cant believe im going on and on about my husband. i hope noone pukes after my post haha sorry guys... i guess im just having one of those proud of my hubby moments. anyway.... the geek image is wearing out.. my husband was a geek in school.. skinny , super smart.. even had thick black glasses (which made him look super sexy) but all the girls wanted him basically cuz he had a great personality and really listened to you and not just your boobs when you talked. fun guy. so be smart.. and like lodui said.. have some fun with the girl. girls love to laugh. sorry again for my ridiculous post i guess im just happy.
     
  13. malina

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    lol lodui dont read that shit too long or you'll start to worry about your thighs being too fat and making your gucci purse look hoaky
     
  14. malina

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    noone should be executed but cosmo should come with a warning.. you know like the surgeon generals warning.... this magazine may cause bulimia, anorexia, low self esteem, depression, materialism, etc. etc.
     
  15. malina

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    hey.... interest in astrology even if it is corny and a little far fetched has nothing to do with the lifestyle portrayed in cosmopolitan magazine.. if i ever get killed im gonna hold your statement against you in a court of law hahahaha
     
  16. malina

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    come on even jim morrison said he was a sagitarius and boasted about it being the most philisophical of all signs before giving all that crap about how he didnt believe in it.. anyway im basically of the same opinion.. i brag about all the similarities i see from people and their signs while telling myself i dont believe in it. hahaha and i really dont.. its just fun. isnt that retarded?
     
  17. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Dont mind BLAH, he got droped on the head a lot as an... adolescent.
     
  18. malina

    malina Member

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    um.........
     
  19. malina

    malina Member

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    lol as an adolescent.. which head then?
     
  20. malina

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    im wearing my husbands long johns underneath my my grannie panties
     

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