Do not on the first day of school

ask "will the first chapter be on the quiz" and if the teacher says "yes" proceed to rip out pages from your text book.

 

what?!?

 

I'd think that would be a wonderful idea, but you'd need a sock puppet to pull it off, a sock puppet who would eat the pages and you would ask timidly to not do suck things but would then browbeat you into submission.....


pretending to be a sock puppets bitch can probably get you a lot of free sick days.....

 

i dont test well. and im not in school. where does that leave me?

 

Hot shit. I'm trying that sock puppert technique.

 

Sock puppets are awesome. I'm gonna try it

 

twas my first day back today