Do not disturb while eating...

There's a very special place in hell for people who interrupt workers during their meal.
No really, please, ask your mundane lengthy question that could be answered on Google while my food goes cold.
Makes me want to bite someone....

 

lmao you are hilarious

 

Well that meal just got tastier

 

I only get choppy if Im now just beginning to eat,, people want to start a convo when I just got my meal... motherfucker let me take some bites to reward my brain first, before I have to deal with your stupidity...

 

How about when you haven't tried anything yet and then they ask you "how is it?"

 

I Get This With My Cats......I Just Love To Sit Down And Quietly Digest It.....Then Along

Comes "Arnold" And Sticks His Head Between Me And The Plate......He Knows If He Waits

I Will Give Him Some......BUT NO.....Half The Fun Is The Game......Lately Iv'e Been Eating

In The Study With The Door Closed.......Bang...Bang...Scratch.....I Just Smile And

Continue On Eating......Stress Free......No Intergestion Afterwards......



Cheers Glen.

 

My cats do this too...and it's like...noooo, you can't have this

 

well that's your fault for stopping your meal while they talk. if they're rude enough to interrupt your meal, you have every right to keep eating while they do it. i eat through my employees' and coworkers monologues every day of my life.

 

you could try disconecting from the internet while eating. just a totally wild though. or if you can't leave your cubical or whatever, you could try not looking at your monitor.
i mean lol, do you have a wifi modem surgically installed inside your head?

now if it were someone physically present and i had the teeth and claws for it, they just might find themselves on the dinner plate.

 

@Deidre: Luna wants whatever it is you're having!

 

Well haven't had that but I have had a waitress ask how it is before my second fork full....aka maybe the sides are shit, so come back when I know that.

 

The best is when I am mid-spoonful and someone walks into my door and says: "Um, are you available?"

 

at least they actually ask. usually they just walk in and start talking to me like we had an appointment.

 

Awww, such a pretty cat!

 

This thread reminds me of my friend from Barbados.
One evening while we were chatting, he said, "You can do anything that you like with my wife, but interfere with my food and I will kill you". LMAO.

 

I feel pretty hungry right now but I'm in the bath and my wife hasn't been responsive to my call outs. Though I could message her I know she's playing games on her phone probably. You'd think me hoofing the bathroom wall would be loud enough, so I have the feeling she doesn't particularly want to deal with whatever she thinks she's going to have to deal with if she does see me.

 

this is one more way in which i'm somewhat like a large cat. grrrrr.