Do I have what it takes to be in Playboy?

my honest feedback is that I'd plow you

 

today is my first day on here i don't even know who odon is

 

The man in the mirror.

 

what?

 

I personally think you are odon. I also think the majority of the views on this thread think you're odon, too.

There is only one way to prove you are actually a bird nosed, natural blonde... and that is to post a different picture. Assuming you even have one(s).

 

http://s920.photobucket.com/albums/ad45/lovelustpain/?action=view&current=P2020009.jpg

that's me right now

 

That picture looks totally tampered with. I know it is photoshopped, so does this lovely community.

Do not think you are fooling anyone. That could easily be anything on that paper. Probably some myspace or facebook picture you stole.

I would only consider believing this for one second if you did something unusual, out of the ordinary...

IDK, you be creative... maybe a shoe on your head and a big, shit eating grin would set things straight and clear up your identity.

Don't let us down now.

 

there you go

http://s920.photobucket.com/albums/ad45/lovelustpain/?action=view&current=P2020015.jpg

 

since the closest most of these folks have been to a playboy photographer is getting a paper-cut in an embarrassing place, you might want to take what has been said in this thread with a grain of salt lol

 

Well, if modeling is something you want, be prepared for more tough words than these. I've done modeling, and they are cut throat. If you want to make it, develop tough skin.

 

Rheumatism and happiness both get bigger if you keep telling folks about them.

 

None of your pics work, all the links say they don't exist. Try a different file host.

 

just ignore em, seriously. there are some real assholes on here. and their not worth your energy <3 you're hot.

 

maybe national geographic but I was speaking of the panda.. its got talent..

 

I like your face, think you look hot!!!
But can you upload a body shot? I'd need to see your curves and chest just to be certain! lol

 

No, I think you would be way better in porn. And if your not willing to get plastic surgery expect your nose to pretty much always be covered in jizz, cause thats about what you amount to now.

 

Yeah your pics didn't work. post a different link.

 

Wait, you are kidding, right? You want to be a model in playboy, etc. and harsh words took you off guard? Are you that naive? Models can be absolutely brutal to each other, you must know this. The world of modeling is a tough world, and only the thick skinned survive. If a few comments on a random message board hurt your feelings, you are ill prepared for this world and will be destroyed emotionally and mentally.

Anyways,
I don't think the links worked, because the only picture I see, no matter what link I click on, is of a girl with a big stuffed panda. That girl looks to be an average run of the mill western girl, IMHO. Nothing special, maybe even plain, and certainly not impressive.

 

This is the picture I keep seeing when ever I click on the links. Judging by looks, nothing spectacular, I see girls like this all the time.

Now, personality might make you seem even more beautiful.

But since playboy is based on looks, must judge on looks alone, not personality.

If people seem shallow in this thread, it is because playboy is shallow, and you want to get into playboy.

 

welcome..


to the internet..