Do hookers like to keep the room kept dark?

Finally visited a hooker recently.

Anyway when I arrived at the place, the curtains were completely drawn and she had her bedside lamp underneath the bedside table. When I asked for the room to be made more bright, she put this lamp on top of the table. I still would've preferred it brighter. Then just as we were about to get down to business, she put the light back underneath the bedside table. When I put it back on top, this irritated her. Tough! If I had my way completely, I'd have pulled back the curtain just about a quarter of the way. It wasn't so bad when my eyes adjusted.

I suspected the reason that she initially had the place so dark was because she didn't want me to realise that she was not the same person as who I had seen on the profile advertised. I mean isn't half of what you pay for so that you can 'see' what you're about to have sex with?!

Has anyone else come across this?

 

What all did you do?

 

Did you mean to say "what did you do with her?" or "tell me all of what you did with her?"

 

I got a good look at her genitalia alright and it seemed fine!

 

Come on man, you know. Tell us the details.

 

Yeah it's probably she did not want you to see her. I have never purchased a women but that seems logical. You went to her location?

Wow that's a good way to get robbed. Also a good way if she comes to you. In general whores can't be trusted I guess.

 

Lights on for me. I wanna see what I'm paying for.

 

And it's really the only way the camcorder is going to get it all!

 

My birthday 3som, she took photos for us and then sent them to me when she left. of course, Private use only. best photo I liked was she held the phone up like a birds eye view sitting on my face. Tits and hair errywhere.

 

Photos you say?

 

Uh.....I need to see these photos. Please

 

See, this is what we need from the OP- details!

 

PM's.

 

it's also possible that she didn't want to look at you.

 

You're lucky, my hookers try to blind me.

 

Savage.

 

I just assume that she did not want you to discover that she was your wife.

 

Ha, ha, .................but in truth to most hookers, one swinging dick looks like another

 

Years and years ago, during my 7 years in the military before meeting my wife, I enjoyed knowing many prostitutes overseas. And, by knowing, I mean that you got the chance to meet numerous girls, laugh and talk to them, drink with them, and even dance with them before making your choice of which one you'd go up to their room with. It was more like going to a bar in the states and picking up a gal. And you didn't pay the girl, unless you wanted to tip after, you just paid the person at the steps going up to the room. It was more like renting the room, not the girl. The big difference was that, when you did pick one up, you knew you were going to score.

If prostitution were legal in every state in the US, it'd be more like that. You'd be happier and safer and the girls would be happier and safer.

 

Okay horny perv, here are the details.

I decided to go with a girl on the website who had photos 'unverified'. She just looked really nice, and the reviews left by other punters did not suggest that she was a different person. I'd say she got a friend of hers to meet me instead because after I rang her a few times, on the third time a different number called me back and I dealt with that number to arrange more specifically where to meet. When I got in the place was very dark and hot. I said "you are not the person on the profile". She said she'd changed, etc. She was a bit fatter than in photos too. It didn't really bother me too much as perhaps I was expecting this. If I had more time on my hands I probably would've called another one of the whores numbers I had. She tried to charge me €10 extra saying that her price had changed!! I "no no" and she eventually said it was ok.

It bothered her a lot when I opened the window because of the heat. When I asked for it to be brighter she put her bedside lamp from under her bedside table to on top of it. Still quite dark like this, & she later put this lamp back under the table. She reluctantly carried out certain positions. Again I wasn't surprised so it didn't bother me too much. When we started she was telling me what to do... "sit here, move there" and so on. I didn't like this. When she had me lie down she wiped the head of my penis with a wipe of some sort before she blew me. After the bj I asked her to put on some underwear and sit on my face. She sat on my chest and played with my cock. I could kiss her ass cheeks a bit.

When we started sex she got annoyed at how long it took me to cum. Missionary wasn't working so she eventually got on top & rode with her tits in my face. She said she orgasmed twice from this (hope she wasn't lying but probably was) and was surprised that I didn't yet cum. She tried to get me hard by going back to a bj. Seeing as it was only a hooker it wasn't awkward to say "that won't work". For a very small bt I had her put her feet in my face, and then towards the end I tried humping her feet for a while. I eventually moved her n2 doggy position for a dry hump & started sliding my penis in between in ass cheeks (not inside). This got me very close to coming, but in the end didn't cum. She said that my penis was too long for doggy.

At the end she tried to convince me that I was there longer than 30 minutes but I had carefully noted the time when we started and I said "no no...". She then gave me a playful light slap on the face in disappointment of this!! She fixed my hair before I left as she had been grabbing onto it, and as I walked out she gave me a pat on the ass.

I do have some sort of a problem whereby I can only cum when I stroke my penis a certain way when I masturbate. I don't think I could really find the vagina on my own if it wasn't for her to guide me. It kept kind of slipping out! Oh well, maybe some day I'll be able to orgasm inside of a woman!