Disposing of a dead body

Umm about the one dumping the body in a barrel full of acid? Nope thats not effective cause the bones will not corrode and if then the acid is strong, the container itself will be corroded, which is a bad thing.

What I'd recommend is put the corpse in a freezer until it doesn't smell and put it in a trash bag and go to the nearest recycling center. There should be a crusher cause thats where youll be dumping it.

If you don't want to do the above, try going to a forest, preferably haunted to prevent as much people going and knowing what happened there as much as possible.

 

But haunted forests are cool... I live in one. Don't be bringing your frozen corpse here.

 

i found a nice spot last week...large rocky narrow crevice i could see from the top of a wooded cliff

 

A freshly dug grave......

 

for any amount of ilegal activity you need a garage or your doing it wrong

 

Gators are non-union and work cheap.....

 

or pigs!

 

Oh, yeah! Hogs are the *best*!

 

Or have a BBQ, just use lot of bbq sauce....

 

yep gotta go with with the BBQ then you just gotta figure out what to do with the bones.

 

What, no dogs around?

 

Cut them up and feed them to hungry hogs.
Put them in a barrel of acid.

 

I still say great whites!

 

report missing friend to find out they jumped in mine shaft????????????//

 

Quicksand.

 

put it in a demolition building

 

Breaking Bad covered this pretty well I think lol


Also how suspicious is this thread haha

 

Watch Breaking Bad. Walt tells you what kind of plastic container to buy, and what kind or acid to use. And he's right. If there was a weapon, put it in with the body. If anyone figured out what you've done, put him or her in with the body. Bleach the crime scene. Febreeze the crime scene. Use the kind with Gain. It is less suspicious to smell of fresh laundry than of bleach when he deceased is finally missed.

Alternately, ditch it in the Everglades? Australian outback? Toss it into a volcano?

Did I ever tell you about my recipe for smoked leg of...um...lamb?

 

lol, although I think Mythbusters tried the Walter White / Heisenberg method and... it didn't work quite as well as in the programme...

 

back dig a big boulder place body underneath pull log out.:mickey: