Dirty Limericks

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by Jimbee68, Oct 22, 2016.

  1. Jimbee68

    Jimbee68 Member

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    Absolutely no fooling. I came with a dirty limerick, when I was still in high school. And I always wanted to share it, believe it or not.

    I was thinking of posting it in the poetry section. But I thought people might just think I was trolling.

    I know you allow swear words (though I would probably block out the dirty words, anyways).

    What is the board policy regarding dirty limericks? Again, I am not joking.

    :toilet: [​IMG]
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    If You Are Going To The Point Of Blocking Out The "Naughty Words"..........Then What Is The Problem....?????.... :scholar:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    I have one Myself But its very Rude so I will Block out the bad bits By saying Hopity

    Hopity hopity hopity

    Hopity Hopity Hop

    Hopity hopity hopity hop

    Hopity hopity Fuck

    Hope you like it ;)
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    [​IMG] ......................... :wall:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    Well the poetry section would welcome a breath of fresh air... please enlighten us :)
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    there once was a poster named jimbee
    he asked silly questions about poetry
    his greatest fear
    was to trolling appear
    but instead, he just appeared wimpy
     
  7. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    There once was a poster called Underwear
    whose cleavage Pic give me a big scare
    I was told on the sly
    that he's really a guy
    and funny as well
    now I dont care !
     
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  8. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    ahhhh posts 6 and 7....too clever :rofl:
     
  9. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    This lady is really quite cute.
    Arguments are futilely moot.
    She's nobody's fool,
    and she talks kind of cool.
    But she thinks that a 'trunk' is a 'boot'.

    Secret_thinker, from Adelaide
    For her, Hip Forums was made
    She's been here a while
    We all know her smile
    Let's hope that it never does fade

    Hell, I'm a natural at this... :D
     
  10. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    The land of Australia they say
    From pick-pockets was settled, and hey!
    Secret_thinker is one
    And I doubt that it's fun
    From your wallet to keep her away

    Help, I can't stop!!! :D
     

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