So Broony gets a date, and gets her in bed. When she touches his small penis she asks, "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?" Broony says, "Me!"
A rather ‘frustrated’ woman went to the supermarket to try to take her mind off her overly erotic thoughts. As she moved through the aisles she saw bananas and apples and so many things that made her recall rather than forget her erotic mood. She ended up buying far more than she needed. When she arrived at the checkout there was a young man packing bags. As he packed her bags his muscles gleamed under the fluorescent lights, and she could make out the contours of his fit body under his tight T-shirt and trousers. She could hardly control herself. After she paid, she asked the young man if he could help her to her car with her many heavy bags of groceries. The young man willingly obliged. As they walked through the car-park the lady finally lost control. She placed her hand on the young man’s bum and said “I have an itchy pussy”. To which the young man replied “You’ll have to show me where it is because all these Japanese cars look the same to me."
This is a dad Joke ! I've just got first place in a national bullshitting competition. Well,I actually came 12th. To be honest,there wasn't even a competition.
Can you explain it then, is there a brand of japanese car thats supposed to sound like itchy pussy or something? Hopefully I'm being dumb in this instance, and not that the joke is so bad it wasnt worth all this effort
I have no idea Horny chic says I have itchy pussy, guy says show me where it is, all japanese cars look the same ???
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him. "Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind" "Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"
No Lame is making a thing of it ! But nobody can tell you though because you are so fucking smart mate
Ok, its the funniest joke ever Mitsu bishi totally sounds like itchy pussy, dont know what I was thinking
Lets have a look at your joke then ! how could billy's dad have seen him Jerkin off if he didn't even know where in the room he was ?