i wish it happened that way with me. i would of still had at least one hampster. they ate the mother, and then all the babies died a few days later.
Didja know you are right!!? and your avatar has an apple on its head!? Which brings up: Didja know that an apple is suppossed to wake one up faster than coffee? <- read this one. I am not sure if its being hit with the apple or eating it! I do love my coffee
didja know that my host parents came back from italy and gave me a present of noodles??? (theyre so WEEEEEEEEEIRD)
Daaaayyyyummmm! Noodles? Well you can get authentic spaghetti now! Didja know you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish?
smokindude is pissed that he put that poor jock in jail lol jk but didja know that if you had a ball of spider silk the size of the earth it would weigh about the same as an average orange?
didja know that the average human swallows 8 spiders in their lifetime- in their sleep? didja know that the tongue of a sperm whale is about the size of an elephant? didja know that a dendrophiliac is someone who fucks trees? didja know that a necrophiliac is someone who fucks dead people?
Didya know that when you change your Hip Forums signature, it makes the change in all your previous posts?
Didja know the 29,249th digit of pi is a seven? Didja know that each month, there is at least one report of UFOs from each province of Canada? Didja know there have been about a quarter of a million Elvis sightings since his death? Didja know Boanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks he's an ox? Didja know Montpelier Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds? Didja know the average person over fifty will have spent 1 year looking for lost items? Didja know it takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop? Didja know duck's quack has no echo? Didja know tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur?
I'd imagine by typing "random facts" or "useless information" or something along those lines into google. or maybe he's just full of useless information!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!") The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond or the sea?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!) Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........ won't go there.) Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (Glad to be right handed.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)