Did you get your stimulus money yet?

Hahaha what do they care how often you check? Haha

 

you have a point. but we're all used to people wearing earrings by now, this is a new weird thing.

also, "jibbitz" sounds like a snoop dogg word for jizz.

 

Goddamn I done jibbitz’d in my drawers.
Hahaha

No I didn’t really do that.

Yes I did.

 

the jibbitz...

I wonder what he would rhyme with jibbitz...

 

mind your own bibbitz.

 

Very kind of you to allow. I said the first vaguely similar thing that popped into my head, and am not sure I do have a point.

 

Neither have I because I haven’t got it yet, Lol!

 

I just know some rich guy got my money....

So that would be like "normal"... right?

 

i think it fits. they're both ways to decorate yourself that serve no purpose other than appearance.

 

Rich people don’t qualify for stimulus checks

 

No... They don't.

But they always end up with everybody else's money

 

Too many people checking at the same time might overburden the site.

 

and you get additional funds too? Guarantee Credit and Savings Credit... pension on top of that? How about Universal Credit? Or VAT relief? Do you get housing benefits on top of that?

 

I heard we might get another stimulus check sooner or later.

 

For it to be considered "another" check wouldn't that mean one receives a first check, first?

Well... I guess, technically they could screw you twice...

 

@Gul Dukat

 

Must be quite the investment

 

Dammit.... You got a rock!

I didn't get no rock.

 

It’s a shitty looking rock, you aren’t missing anything.