Did I build a time machine?

I haven't tried it yet...

I do not know what the outcome of this experiment will be and I hope you can shed some light!
4 Green Laser Pointers
4 BBO Crystals
3 Autofocus mounts
3 Motorized Linear adjustment tracks
1 Computer
1 White-Juday Warp Field Inferemetre

This is one of the put it together and see what happens experiments.
One a flat surface assemble the three linear distance adjustment tracks in a Y. On each Track place a BBO crystal in an autofocus mount and set the laser pointer to direct the beam through it to the center of the Y. Connect the computer to each track and each autofocus mount separately.
Using password cracking software, starting with brute force, then working through intelligent design, create a software program to test possible distances for each measurable length independently.
The software should change the distance from each laser to each lense individually as well as each laser to the center target individually.
Run the program and power on the Inferemetre. Hold the fourth laser pointer in one hand and the fourth BBO crystal in another and manually focus it to the center point of the plane from a higher level.
Observe.

I think the inferemetre will react.
The second part of the experiment involes placing a vacuum tube in the center of the Y…

 

Won't work



Need flux capacitor

 

...and a godzillion jigawatts!

 

Does it move sideways?

 

You won't know until you build it. So get off your ass and build it. And if it works, remember I pushed you to, and I sure could use a few million dollars...ok?
Thanks, bro!

 

Dibs on the Sports Almanac..

 

In a time machine Truman Capote was sensitized by his Mother, and then he wrote "In Cold Blood". But we have a version of him without a time machine; he claimed officially that he was homosexual.

 

I hear they can entangle diamonds to have one give energy to another without regard of space. Bigger diamonds more energy. When we can quantum lay entangle lithium borate oxide and barium borate oxide, I'll place a bet that energy prices go way down, prophecy!


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all that stuff wont operate without a hit of lsd and a mushroom

 

You know, it'd really suck if you THINK you're going to a given time period and find out that you're not. Here ya are, dressed for a nice dancing gig in a 1950's club and you end up in the Mid-Cretaceous period. Nice clothes and no survival gear.
Damn. That'd suck.

 

Just one of each? Seems insufficient.

 

If you honestly think there is something to this theory of yours you best just give it a go man

 

You should try it and if you find out it works take me with you! I would consider a patent on the idea though.

 

I think you forgot the nuclear fusion part

 

But when you do, - try not to interact with your father - it could have a major impact on the Time/Space continuum