Did anyone know how to made a masturbator?

Emmm. I had masturbate with stockings
But now I want something more
Can you guys tell me that how to made a masturbator with pantyhose or stockings ?

 

By the way , I’m male

 

the tenga sleeve is incredible, well worth the money

 

I use a lubed zucchini, standing or lying. And singing --

/Now down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know,
/He grew a big zucchini for the local flower show
/And when the story got around, they came from far and wide,
/And when they saw what he had grown, everybody cried:

/Ohhh-oh, what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before...
/Ohhh-oh, what a beauty! It must be two foot long...or even more
/And it's such a lovely colour -- so big and round, and fat,
/I've never seen a zucchini, grow quite as big as that!
/Ohhh-oh, what beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before.
(Rocky Horror Show, 1975, The Marrow Song)

 

Now, if a woman had asked that question, I'm working on one right now, a proper one and it isn't going to cost megabucks, maybe I'll have to put instructions up when I finish, after all, if a lady wants to fuck herself thats her business, I don't see why she should be fucked in the purse by some greedy sod who sells them. lol

 

Sometimes I build a homemade toy with three pairs of heavy winter socks, a latex glove and a banana. First you have to cut off the two extremities of the banana and squeeze the pulp out. Then you have to insert the banana peel in the latex glove and put it between two pairs of socks. Then you insert all of this inside another sock and lubricate the inside of the banana with some of its own pulp, and it will ready to be fucked by your hard and big cock!!!
Make sure the banana is big enough for your penis, otherwise just cut it lengthways on one side, so that it doesn't break when you fuck it.