Dick pics now illegal in Texas

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  1. neonspectraltoast

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    Pictures of girls don't do anything for me, either.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Sep 9, 2019
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  3. parua

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    Reverse psychology! Brilliant! :)
     
    parua, Sep 9, 2019
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  5. neonspectraltoast

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    No really. Bodies are just bodies. I'm a face man, anyway.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Sep 9, 2019
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  7. lode

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    She's a god damned millennial.
     
    lode, Sep 9, 2019
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    Smash or pass?

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    lode, Sep 9, 2019
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  11. quark

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    Fine = $300 per inch.

    Always trying to keep the black man down.
     
    quark, Sep 9, 2019
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  13. neonspectraltoast

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    I could love a girl who was only a head. Claudia Schiffer's decidedly not my type, though.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Sep 9, 2019
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  15. lode

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    Can't keep holding out for a unicorn dawg.
     
    lode, Sep 9, 2019
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

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    this new law requires me to plead the fifth.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 9, 2019
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  19. GLENGLEN

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    COUGH...... :rolleyes:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Sep 9, 2019
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  21. lode

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    Kay, Australia too.
     
    lode, Sep 9, 2019
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  23. I'minmyunderwear

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    although thing pics are a dick here.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 9, 2019
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  25. parua

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    Haha! That's what I figured!
     
    parua, Sep 9, 2019
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  27. neonspectraltoast

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    I'd rather be single than settle for someone who's just going to annoy the shit outta me. Sex isn't worth it.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Sep 9, 2019
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  29. lode

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    I'm not saying go after someone you don't have anything in common with. Just that if you're overly cynical you might lose out on something good.

    Anyway, back to dick picks. Joking aside, I'm opposed to them unless asked for.
     
    lode, Sep 9, 2019
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  31. I'minmyunderwear

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    every thread gets better after this post.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 9, 2019
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  33. lode

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    That's also on my CV.
     
    lode, Sep 9, 2019
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  35. neonspectraltoast

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    I don't have anything in common with anyone.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Sep 9, 2019
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  37. Vanilla Gorilla

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    All the drug dealers she has shot
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Sep 9, 2019
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  39. parua

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    If she were smiling, I would think she was looking at the drug dealers .
     
    parua, Sep 9, 2019
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