Dick Masterson

I... blew the thread?

I'm that guy. Un freakin' believable. I'm THAT guy. Ok, I'll come back with a funny quote.

 

OK, I thought this one was pretty freakin funny.


The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

He's such a goddamn prick, but that's part of what makes him so funny. I hope with this quote I'm redeemed and thusly removed the stick from my asshole.

 

lol. fucking horrible and therefore awesome. the stick has been removed.