Dessert ideas

So I have to make a dessert for a Christmas we are having on Sunday. Any suggestions??? Last year I made snowman and reindeer cake pops and my husbands cousins wife bitched and complained because they weren't perfectly round. I couldn't get her to understand when you dip something round in melted chocolate then set it down the bottom will be flat. She seriously went on for about 30 minutes about them not being round before I went over and took them off her plate and told her she wasn't allowed to eat them. My mother in law about died laughing when I did that. When I was asked to bring dessert this year I said "I sure as hell won't be bringing cake balls" Now I don't know what to make. Why do I offer to do shit like this? Why can't I be the bitch that marries into the family that doesn't participate? So yeah, Any suggestions would be appreciated. This is what I made last year.

 

I would make something that isn't round on purpose.

 

I want to make something that is supposed to be round but make it a different shape. I should make a square pie or something like that. That would really fuck her up. Nobody likes that crazy bitch anyway.

 

hahaha, She would lose her damn mind.

 

Square pie ftw

 

I say square pie too.

 

those are awesome, what a rude bitch. Its obvious you put some time and effort into them. She sounds horrible.

I don't have any dessert suggestions. I usually do something really basic like an apple pie or cheesecake.

 

As if eating a round watermelon wasn't hard enough.. those corners will cover your face in melon.


Make a penguin shaped cake, pole dancing on a candy cane with a square disco globe. You'd have to bake the cake in lots of little cake bits and layer it up into a cake tower, then carve the sponge into a penguin shape and cover it in icing. Skewers might be needed for some support.

I was going to say Santa, or Mrs. Claus, but penguins arms will be much easier to shape.. and they're almost cones so they have better structural support.


I'll admit, this started off as a not very serious reply, but I think it's actually doable. The hardest part will be icing it, cos that stuffs a bitch to work with.

I say go for it.

Edit: Shit, I forgot the disco globe.. you'll need a frame to suspend it, and it will need to be baked around a sphere with a stick of some sort coming out the top so you can hang it, without the cake falling away. Can't be too big either.

 

dont suppose any of youre dessert will be left for me ruby

 

Ice cream cake and I would take her portion out way ahead.

You could also make her reindeer poop as that might be fitting.

 

That sounds amazing. Nothing that I'm up for doing but if you make it and send it to me by Sunday I'll definitely take it! haha.

If there's anything left I'll box it up and send it to you

 

I have a boob cake pan. I should make a boob cake for Christmas dinner. I'm sure that would go over great with the cousins wife.

 

They had best be perfectly round, no extra batter on one side.

 

I might just give it a go.. I doubt any time soon, unless I get someone to bake the sponge for me.

The seed has been planted. I vow to post pictures when it happens, cos this is one of those things that's zany enough to actually stick in my head.

 

I can't wait to see the pictures!

 

I vote boob cake with one boob larger than the other. Also use icing to make crooked nipples.

 

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oh thank you ruby, youre a star