If only I knew that sitting around in my coat drives women wild. Guess I'll have to tell everyone that's what I'm doing from now on.
Over the last few weeks, Jane wakes me up every night. I think that it has something to do with my constant snoring.
I remember this one really hot girl. I was so obsessed with her. I don't think she was that into my body, because well she just wasn't into it. Like we'd be going but I don't think either of us had our head in the game. You know, like when it's all right there and just going nowhere. I went down on her and that was ok though. I don't think she really liked cunnilingus, but at least it wasn't the awful sex...