Describe Who You Are

In 101 characters or less.

This popped up on my Facebook account under my info. I looked at it blankly, I know it's not compulsory but I thought it might be some fun.

But I literally got nowhere with it. Who am I? How do I explain that in 100 letters + spacebar?

I honestly think I'm worth more space,characters and space bar presses.

The obvious is "hi I'm Jocelyn and I like this and that" but that's so cliche and boring, Facebook is not letting me fabricate my own mythology the way I need it. and it's bothering me. It never bothered me before but now that's there's an option to describe myself, it needs more options..



Can you describe who you are in 101 characters? All jokes aside, and make it realistic.

 

No... No I can't

 

I'm nobody.


(that only took 10 characters)

 

Type A left-brained nervous insomniatic hard-working harder-playing country-as-corn girl-crazy SOB. [99 characters I think]

 

I'm a brain damaged mentally deranged hippie dippy raised right here on Gilligan's Island and Green Acres, and they say drugs are bad for your mind...

 

I am magic incarnate.

 

You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low....

100^ .. lol..

 

is i am a dog? is i got a dog? oh close the jaw.

 

You know me now, but not tomorrow. The more you know, the less you do. Inconsistency is my description.

 

I am John from Colorado. When you come into Colorado its easy to tell pot is legal. Driving down I70 from the airport there are many warehouses full of growing operations. Just follow your nose. The rich smell of pot stays with you for a mile or so. I live in the area where the warehouses are but far enough away not to be smelling it 24/7 its just to potent.

 

G'day John from Colorado.

 

i am from jersey but not joisey, i like taylor ham not pork roll, i go down the shore not to the beach. its GA not 6 flags

 

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste



No wait!


That's somebody else.

 

from NY but not NYC. just moved to NJ. big music fan including soul coughing. A scientist plus daughter, wife and bicycle

(100 excluding spaces)

 

Ive got 99 characters but a description aint one

 

I won't take all that they hand me down,
And make out a smile, though I wear a frown,
And I won't take it all lying down,
'Cause once I get started I go to town.
I steal online lyrics and I dont count characters

 

AnimalLover
Punctual
Caregiving
Protective
Imaginative
Social
Affectionate
Sexual
Listener
Paranoid
Unorganized = 101

 

I like turtles

 

I am one badass motherfucker who is everyone's second worst nightmare, but willing to be your friend if you don't mind being straightened out.

 

I'm a bad brain, Bruce Wayne, fast lane couple Js in the ashtray, that's my style motherfucker. Tattood back man see my rap name take a bath in some champagne, I'm a wild motherfucker! Straight from the block dawg I be keeping freaks in my home yeah, Apollonia, Gold teeth like the Nolia, keep 'em on, yeah I be r0llinstoned, yeah I should be on the covers with my middle finger screaming, I'm a bad motherfucker