Describe To Me How The Internet Works In One Paragraph.

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Ged, Dec 16, 2017.

  1. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

    I set you this challenge to describe to me how the internet works in one paragraph.


    Can you do it?
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    You're welcome!
  4. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

    A paragraph? I can do it in a sentence.

    It is a massive information dumpster, and my computer is connected to the drain hole at the bottom.
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  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    You need a whole sentence? Lol ;)
  6. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    If I told you I'd have to kill you.
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Stop making up excuses to kill people, Tumbling!
  8. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Unfairly very soon.
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  9. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

    Like this: you go online. Google, Microsoft, Facebook and the NSA track what you are doing. Depending on who does the tracking you are either sold out to the highest bidder or put on a rendition flight.
  10. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

    So it's not magic elves then?
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    garbage in garbage out
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  12. etherea

    etherea mother of the idiot children

    Switch on!
    Read some unsolicited shite or other!
    Turn off!
    Curse and vow to never use the fucker again!

    That's how I understand that it works.
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  13. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    it puts the link on or its gets the meme
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  14. Your question made me think to reply with a quote answering your question that I saw on some TV show or movie. I cannot remember the name of the program. A person told another that that the internet was a machine that one could get access to all the information that has ever been learned. I have also heard the internet described as a way to connect with the entire world. --- Again, I cannot remember where I heard this. I can't really think of how I personally would describe.
  15. I'm a troll

    I'm a troll Banned

    people upload porn. other people watch the porn.
  16. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

  18. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

    This is assuming that the internet actually works...
  19. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Turn on . Do shit. Turn off.
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    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

    It's Good (Education), It's Bad (Preys on the vulnerable), and far too many times =Ugly (...too many to list)

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