Describe Hot Chicks and Rate 1-10

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  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    *In real life.

    I was in the coffee shop yesterday this chick walked by out on the sidewalk heading to the university.

    Long and leggy, thin, with big butt. Long straight hair medium brown was a turn on. Nice tan skin.

    Best feature was her face. Hard to say her face beat out her long legs and butt. I like unique faces. She was very forest nymphy.

    Like a magical forest fairy that just flew out of a giant hollowed out mushroom with old wooden door with green moss growing on it.

    Floating as she walked sprinkling sexy forest fairy dust emanating from her tender spots.

    Solid 8.9/10. Im gonna say a very solid 8.9+. I dont like to bandy around 9 and 10.

    Wish I had a picture for y'all. Would definitely holler if I saw her again.
     
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  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Le Sigh... :rolleyes: ...Go Take A Cold Shower Dude..... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    short, young, friendly.
    also pointy ears and fluffy tails are pleasing fasion accessories.
     
  4. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    You sound like my ex wife
     
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  5. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    We don't see eye to eye.

    You won't like my 10
     
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  6. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    Don't be cynical Glen, she really exists.

    My late father in-law saw her too.
    Every night when he staggered out of the pub after about 10 pints of Guinness. :yum::yum::yum:
     
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  8. machinist

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    Alright this one is new hot chick at the gym that came outta nowhere. I think she might be Russian. I have seen her twice. I am still not 100% sure about her face so this rating will be minus the face.

    First time I saw her face it was kind of too much makeup, but I saw it today and it caught my interest I just need to take it all in. So keep in mind this rating does not cover her face so score is subject to change. I may update later.

    Begin
    First time I saw her I had to do a double take. She was wearing yoga pants, legs spread wide hinging at the hips folding forward, butt sticking out and my eyes almost popped out of my head.

    Very petite and lightly built, but strong. Has that sexy ridge that runs up and down her back. Cutest little ass. Great size ass for a small girl. Super tiny around stomach and actually really nice tits especially for a woman so tiny.

    Super fit. Killer ass. Great tits. Not too big or too small. Super sexy body. Thin but strong. Tiny as hell. Hair is definitely great. Long and straight.

    She has an ass that I really like. Its like skinny legs, then small but very well defined ass thats like BOOM! Quite chesty. Not huge but perfect. Surprisingly great tits for such a small woman.

    As far as score goes: Body alone, face not included. Pretty much a high 9. I'm gonna go 9.7. Really quite a rarity.
     
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  9. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    No woman is worth higher than a 6 unless she can prove that she has the personality to back it up. Then she might make it a few points higher.
     
  10. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    Agree to some extent. Im goin through this phase now I care the least about personality than ever.
     
  11. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    When you see a stunning and sexy woman, and you give her a 9 score or higher, it makes approaching her more difficult. That's why I've learned to tell myself that if I approach her, she's got to prove herself to me that she's 10 worthy.
     
  12. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    Used to be my biggest thought approaching a 9 or 10 is to keep my eyeballs in my head and not be cliche because they get hit on all the time.

    Now I enjoy the thrill. Its like stepping out into the big leagues or sky diving. Just do it. Boom. Like yeah I deserve this.
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Isnt that an Ewok.

    I'm not watching Return of the Jedi with you
     
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  14. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Anyhoo, this thread aint going to work, the guys want pictures of bewbs! And gigantic jelly butts apparently
     
  15. themnax

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    lol
    actually its most terrestrial non-humans.
    ewoks are ok, just too many of them.
    (lananara is a whole lot more diverse then anything in star wars or on earth)
    not watching return of anything with or without anyone myself though.
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    LOL......You Mentioned Everything Except Your Most "Important Requirement" In A Woman...... Is She Happy To Spend

    Most Of Her Day "In The Kitchen"...... Like You Posted In Another One Of Your Threads...??... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    I'll settle for as long as "patriarchy" is not in her vocabulary and is not having anything to do with feminism. Long as thats the case things sort themselves out.
     
  18. Meliai

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    This thread explains perfectly why all female gyms exist lol
     
  19. machinist

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    I have a couple more reviews waiting in the wings.

    "Pillow titties"

    And I cant remember the other one.
     
  20. Meliai

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    Cant wait
     
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