Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by FemmeFatale, Jan 8, 2005.
Bob has more hair.
My father? Uh...he's on a plane headed for NYC.
And, well, I'm married to...
Jimmy Page, Oscar Wilde, Henry David Thoreau, Janis Joplin, Alix Iovieno, and Frank Zappa...
but I'll add Katie to my list because you are that beautiful.
I'm married to no one.
Holy shitemuffins... I am the luckiest girl ever.
Now everbody feel free to be jealous of my awesome wife.
Well I offered... but you wouldn't let me...
You're too much.
What do you think about crossing Jimmy off? He's just not fulfilling his full potential, ya know?
I knowwwww... but I'm into more, let's sayyyyyyy, situations and relations of monogamy.
Getting rid of Jimmy?
Ahaha... only if we can cut his penis off before the divorce papers are final.
That's okay. The two of us would make an awful husband and wife anyway.
I think there's a limit... one crazy person per marriage.
Well, that goes without saying. We, as Amazon women, must not let our former men wander around with something between their legs.
And this is one of the many reasons why I love you.
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