* Derek *

I had a dream about you.

I'll tell you about it as soon as you PM me back.

 

You really should invest in the thought of posting this dream of yours... as we too know Derek... no matter what your fantasies are of him...

 

What fantasies?

Ahaha...

 

The ones you dreamed last night, you thilly gooth

 

Nah, it wasn't that good of a dream. I didn't get ANY action with Derek. How disappointing.



He asked an ant how he liked his sex for me.

 

Ahaha... well, I could always pretend we had sex in my dream and tell you about that. But it wouldn't be the same.

 

Oh... anyways, turn that frown upside down. In my dream, Derek informed me that ants like gay sex.

That should make you happy.

 

I tried, but it said your inbox was full... I'll try again.

 

i want dreams like that


last night i dreamed these fat girls were chasing me

 

was this a scandelous dream?

 

^^ She wants to dream about me.

 

I know... sorry.

 

ooh... scandals.