Deodorant

mmm, I hear you, people like to slap that synthetic deer piss on like its huntin' season.

 

I prefer the crystal deoderant

 

all aerosols smell like deer piss. b/c they have deer piss in them. why do you think they cause ozone depletion?

 

^ Tried it, didnt like it.

I use dove

 

Do you use dove because they show normal looking women in their ads, whilst the same company shows women as sex objects in ads for lynx deodorant?

 

pft, deodorant is for try-hards. just like perfume and toothbrushes.

 

crummy.... does the crystal deodorant thing actually work? i've been curious about it.

i like the natural scent of my sweaty pits. i don't eat meat, and i drink a lot of water, so they actually smell pretty good. not like all gross and vinegary or whatever like a lot of people's. but i'm going into massage therapy, and apparently some people get grossed out when they can smell another person smelling like a person instead of a ball of perfume. blech. jrny and i are in the same class, and pretty much everyone in the class just pointed at us when we started talking about needing to "smell good" as massage therapists. it was funny to us dirty hippies.... but now i gotta get my pits to not smell so natural, while not being unnatural. does something like that exist? lol

 

ran out of deo a couple of weeks ago and went about a week n a half without it before i went to buy some more.

wasnt the nicest smelling couple of weeks.

 

Buy two cans next time. Right Guard and Left Guard.

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Too bad you can't rub your armpits together to spread it evenly....

 

cough.... cough... you ozone depleters stink

 

the crystal worked for me for awhile, but then my pits became immune to it or something...

here's a couple of make your own deodorant recipes... baking soda works wonders

Basic Deodorant Powder
1/2 cup baking soda
1/2 cup cornstarch
A few drops essential oils such as lavender or cinnamon

Place the ingredients in a glass jar. Shake to blend. Sprinkle a light covering of the powder on a damp washcloth. Pat on. Don’t rinse.

Basic Liquid Deodorant
1/4 cup each witch hazel extract, aloe vera gel, and mineral water
1 teaspoon vegetable glycerin
A few drops antibacterial essential oils such as lavender (optional)

Combine the ingredients in a spray bottle. Shake to blend.

Makes 3/4 cup

 

no, because its gentle on my skin. Just like the dove soap I use in the shower. So there. Take your assumptions and shove it

 

If you're in a bind about the deoderant you can use hand sanitizer.

 

or baby powder...

 

Well I don't keep baby powder in my bag.

 

I do...my thighs get chapped...

 

I wear pants all the time so I don't have that problem. I would if I didn't though 'cause I'm knock-kneed.

 

Im a little knock kneed too.

 

Because of our hips. Damn hips!