Demon Wasp Army vs. Me. | Epic story of a guy scared of wasps.

Ok, so I'm not allergic or anything, and I can handle plenty of pain, ect. But I hate wasps.. they're small and vicious little demon bugs. So after a few bonger hits and a TV session I hear what I think is a fly.. and I look up and it's a demon wasp. So I freak out and run into the kitchen and try to find my wasp killing materials, but as I enter the kitchen another one flys past and I freak out and run upstairs and hide. So after a bit of strategic thinking ( they had my weapons cut off and were moving in ) I thought of it! The best plan ever! I put my jean jacket on, crossbow/ice fishing gloves on and pulled me socks over me jeans, sprinted downstairs, grabbed my 1994 gas mask and chemical hood thing and put those on, then with my armor boosting my confadence and manlyness I played with them/pissed them off for good measure, then put them in a jar and dumped their evil spawn asses outside.

Score one for big guys afraid of tiny flying insects with teeth!

 

thast just a totally outrageously awsome story, i envy you.

 

I hate wasps. Boys were put here on this earth to kill them for me.

 

Wonderful story. Stan, you are a genius.

 

I'm just going to assume most of the replys were humor. I was totaly baked when that happene and when I wrote it.. it's alot funnyer now tho.

 

I envy you as well. You have inspired me and there is a good possibility that the next time I see something flying around that im scared of, I will do something similar to what you did.
Thanks.

 

One time me and my friend got two wasps, and stuck them in the freezer for about half an hour. We then took them out and tied a string to them and as they slowlyunfroze they awakened....it was the most insane thing ever. I didn't think that you could freeze a wasp for that long and have it survive, there was ice all around it when we took it out. I thought it was dead, but after a little while itstarted moving! HAHAHA we had 2 pet wasps with strings tied to them...greatest thing ever

 

Oh my...I'm with you there, Stan. I hate wasps. Wasps are almost as bad as those huge palm beetle things that come up out of the drains sometimes...ALMOST...
aesther, that was a great story as well...thanks for the laugh

 

I know what your sayin man, I hate the little fuckers too. Theyre just mean little pricks, and they are out to get us. But for me it sucks even more because im actually allergic to them, if i get stung my throat will close up and i won't be able to breathe and along with having asthma, that wouldn't be too much fun. Around here in buffalo, theyre ALWAYS bothering me. They pop up around every corner and chase me down. Whenever i see one im like a little girl and will run and push everyone outta the way.

And to add to it more, they seem to like dope plants, and that makes it hard to tend to the outdoor crops. ( anyone know if there is there anything you can put on or around them to deter them?)

 

I'm also a bit more afraid of wasps and bees than I should be...I don't like them.