Defining the self

I know, I'm just fucking with ya! Hence the indian monkey joke! You're handsome!

 

Handsome is how my daddy describes ugly womens.

I'm hot!

 

me and your daddy have a few things in common then.



you should stick around.

 

Twat's that? You callin' me ugly?

Oh it is on now!

As soon as my nails dry Ima ekick your ass.

I like it pretty good here so far I reckon. I may stay a spell, kick my shoes off and such.

 

Is it snowing where you live?

There are some alright people here. Almost makes it worth the time. Though you're one of the lucky few who has the pleasure of talking with me, that has to count for like a thousand.

 

Never snows here toots.

And I feel totally blessed.

 

okay go back and edit your post so that it reads "its snowing like a motherfucker toots"

 

No way Oprah.


Censorship is teh suck.

And I change for no man.

Just do your punchline anyways Leno. I know you're dying to make me gigglesnort.

 

hey did anyone see oprah on letterman tonight?!?!

 

That wasn't what I was expecting. Color me disappointed.

Is the feud finally over? Is there a love child on the way?>.>

 

what a coincidence, my moms playing it on tivo right now. dave just kissed the top of dr phil's head

 

Oootz.

I'll have to wait for a rerun I spose. I stopped tiVoing Letterman, cause he took up to much room.

 

top ten list. uh oh ill try to keep up

nvm i aint typing all that shit it was stupid anyways. top 10 messages on oprahs answereing machine

 

I was hoping it would come to blows, personally.

 

I'd put money on Oprah.

Dave's got all them ticker problems ya know.

 

im not even paying attention, but i heard oprah say "colored people colored people colored people colored people colored people colored people colored people colored people" i found that mildly amusing

 

I don't know, I bet dave has a surprising left. Man, wouldn't it be nice to see letterman knock oprah the fuck out?

 

I think oprah is one of the craziest people I have ever heard speak.

 

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No way!

I loves me some Oprah. Though she is rather full of herself.

 

I don't think I'd feel bad about killing somebody. I think I could justify it to myself pretty convincingly. So there are about a thousand people that I wouldn't mind offing. Even still, Oprah fricken Winfrey is #1 on my list.