Dear you,

Dear you,

If only you knew the damage you have done to your whole family!! You are a lazy ass person who can't even lift a finger to help others. You take advantage of everyone around you and you are by far the most selfish person I have ever known. You are treading on thin ice and you are so oblivious to it bc all you care about is yourself. I can't believe that your family just allows you to do what you do.

me

 

Dear you..


A cry for attention
so greatly in need
So wanting and deeply
All it is .. is greed ..

Get your head out of your ass

Me

 

Dear you,

Goddammit. I love you. I miss you. I lose more equilibrium from your presence than I do from the Batman ride.

You suck.

From,
Me

 

Dear you,

I miss you terribly right now. I could use one of your hugs.
i love you.

love,
me

 

Dear you (me),

you suck. even though we're the same person.

love,
me (you)

 

Dear you,

And a big fuck you to yourself. I've never felt lower. You never even gave me a chance. Had I not been late today, you would have let me come in so you could have gotten a twisted pleasure out of doing it to my face. Thanks for your fucking compassion and your fucking sympathy for a scared girl with social anxiety disorder. I tried.

I goddamn tried.

From,
Me

 

Dear You,

I'm not sorry for hacking your facebook, telling everyone you have herpes, and then changing your password so you cant do shit about it....maybe in the future you'll use your brain before your dick....and stop fucking callin me feeling sorry for yourself, its pathetic and delusional- like id EVER take you back.
Oh and by the way- enjoy all the random phone calls from horny gay men, i thought you might appreciate me posting your cell number on numerous gay dating sites and stating in the profile that you play hard to get....hell really hath no fury like a woman scorned, peace out loser!


one year later:
Dear me and you,
where the hell was this post when I decided to take you back only to have you do it again?!
You have no idea how hurt and devastated I was to find out AGAIN that you're a dirty fuckin slut, and guess what?! you'll never know because you dont deserve anything but a cold shoulder from me, and even thats too much....
I hope you live a miserable and lonely life, I wish everyday with all my heart that you contract every known std and rot away like the piece of shit that you are....

 

Normally I send my letters to you C/O Canada post but after 45 years with no reply I am starting to think your not receiving them. So this year I decided to send my letter to you C/O the Hip Forum.

This year I still want a pony for Christmas and since I have waited 45 years - a Ring Masters suit would be cool. Cheers!

 

Dear you,

How can I reach you? What can I say, what should I do?

Where are you? Are you okay?

 

Dear you,

Why do I feel like you don't understand me?
I love you, I miss you, I want to hug you and stay close to you forever!
Please stop being cold, please try to see the love in my eyes!
You are not heartless, you do feel and you do feel for me!

Love, really, really deep love,
Me

 

gentlebeings:

it gives me great pleasure to learn of your existence.

i seem to have adopted the pet who escaped from your ship when it landed for repairs.
or rather it seems to have adopted me.

we're getting along fine, but i haven't heard the neighbor's children in quite a while. you might check for stow aways. hopefully the're still alive.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Dear You,


It's been a month since I heard from you! Do you have any fucking idea how worried I am?!


Dear You,

Seriously, guys. This is the kind of henhouse shit that makes me antisocial.

 

Dear You,

Do you realize how much I hurt? I'd never tell you how much I torture myself because I know you'd blame yourself. But God, I'm so sad inside. I love you. It's nothing to do with you. It's just inside me, and when I see you having so much fun... and I sit at home crying because there's no one to hide it from... it makes it even worse.

Love, darling. Love.


Dear You,

He has every right to walk up to you and scream "Y tu Brutus?!"... And i'm surprised and disappointed that he hasn't yet. Even if it weren't for him, you were neglectful and insensitive and I don't like you very much.

Thank you for your time.

 

Dear You,

O final defender of free speech! Why dost thou waste thy time here? Make haste, for thou art desperately needed elsewhere! The oppressed peoples of North Korea and Myanmar cry out for justice, and thou art their only hope!

Dude, seriously. It's a fucking internet forum. You can leave anytime you want. "Censorship" is maybe a locked or deleted topic. Being banned is the worst possible punishment.

Get off your damn cross, stop acting like you've been sent to a gulag, and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF.

Nothing personal. Cheers.