Dear women of huipforums who don't like me

One of my favorites! Okay, okay, I'll be nice and share. Dammit.

Did I not nail this to the fucking wall? Somebody give me a pos rep vote! I'm in the zone.

Dr. Phil, lick my asshole.

 

I already did... Can't do two that quick... Sorry

 

You so deserve rep for being right on point. I lvoe me some alcohol! Everyone on here knows how much I drink. I guess you just don;t because you're new. My husband's tried to get me to stop, but it's hard. Go and look up soem of my past threads about alcohol. There are a lot and they are always good for a laugh.
Why do people smoke herb, when they can have some booze? seriously you inferior fucks. Get on the bottle.

 

You know how much I like to drink, right Adam? Do you rmeember all those times back in the day I called you up when I was drunk? remember that time I sent Enraged Angel my panties instead of a lovey blanket, shit I really did forget to mail her blanket out ): I suck.Anywho, I was wasted when I did that, I wasn;t trying to get with her again.

 

Oh, I know. Just e-mail me a beer.

So tasty! And legal in all 50 states! :cheers2:

You can even drink in upscale bars that common people can't afford. ()

 

Totally. it doesn;t matter if we put it all on cards either because my husband sends the credit card people a picture of my ass in white pants and they just clear all of our debt. It's really fantastic.

 

That makes you an ideal drinking buddy. What is the next round going to be?

 

Oh shit, just found out Andy is deploying in 10 fucking days. Truth is? It's hard and my life sucks right now. No more jokes, or attempts at jokes.
The past 30 pages have been fun. the first few were really just a horrible tantrum and once again NaedHippie, I am sorry.

 

that one was funny

 

this makes perfect sense...I hope this thread helped by letting you release some tension:cheers2:

 

She's sober!

*raises hand*

Bartender! Tab me out, please.
:seeya:

:driving:

Edit: MaryJ, thanks for the sloppy seconds.

 

LMAO. This has been absolutely hilarious! Throwing around insults that have absolutely no truth to them is beautiful! I have loved this so much. Thanks for the laughs!!!

I've also noticed that no one has jumped on your bandwagon of insulting me since your points are irrelevant, irrational and completely untrue.

Hahahaha....my daughter was just playing with the dog and yelled out "tiny brain" and I felt that was so relevant to this situation. Thanks for sharing your tiny brain with me!

 

Now, Bella is going to play the conciliation card?

 

no, no, no.. she is just getting enough booze and drugs into her that her mind is actually functioning near normal. it usually happens for a brief time on their way to being wasted..

 

go to hell!!!

 

I blame capital.

 

Ah, I'm with you. It's like the optimum RPM range on a diesel engine. Gotcha.

 

Bella hasn't been drunk in months. She didn't "quit" so there isnt any point in keeping track. No need for chips/keychains.

 

only if you will be there with me

 

oh, i'm well on my way. :cheers2: