Dear women of huipforums who don't like me

if only my life could be so fabulous

 

burp cloth... now there's a glamorous term.

 

But at what expense

I feel dirty for posting that now

If we were all the same this place would be so freaking boring...it's our differences and different points of view that make this place interesting...and by this place I mean the world.


This has been BBADs Hippie moment #2:hat:

 

I always called them cloth wipes.high class

 

I'm gradually becoming convinced she's toying with us all anyway. No one can be that clueless. Either that, or Rummy posted the stuff about the burp cloths. That quote is worthy of Saul Bellow.

 

Epic period trolling.

 

Two words:

Heavily medicated.

 

Yea. I actually think Bella is a genius. The joke is on us...

 

Don't say those things. Though I may agree -reading it is too painful.

 

Ah, that's the only other plausible explanation. She does remind me of a more literate Lucky, the way she responds as though she had no clue a bunch of us were having fun at her expense.

 

WHAT?

Somebody track that shit down ASAP!

 

I don't know, Face. I'm starting to feel kind of bad for making fun.

 

Excuse me, I would never make light of my wonderfulness or how I am envied by all. Nor would I make fun of my BURP CLOTHS!!! The cheese I just ate proves it. i bet all of you had cow's milk cheaddar the last time you ate cheddar? Well I had indie GOAT's milk cheddar tonight. RBST free baby.
The burp cloths are called burp cloths. i sell them, hundreds of them (another thing that makes me superior) and people like the term 'burp cloth'. You can see how high class looking they are in my avatar. Please refer to my avatar.
Mary, please add that I use cheeses with less mainstream milks.

 

And yes, part of my superiorness is my husband, his large penis is an extension of his wonderfulness. No anal and we are huge fans of astroglide, which is by far the most luxurious lubricant on the planet.
Mary, please add 'Husband has a huge dick' to the list.

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=4914698&postcount=10

 

Thanks, Rummy.

 

There are things I am coming to understand in this life.

There are two types of people: those with terrible burdens to bear (physically and/or psychologically) and those with relatively easy lives.

Within both of those groups there are the following subgroups: those who take their excrement out on other people and take little or no responsibility for such behaviour, and those who keep their excrement to themselves.

Of course, this is far from reputable scientific theory and of course the lines can be blurred between these so called groups. However, one thing I have learned from being physically ill is that the first problem one should deal with is their volatility in relation to other people; their tendency to judge others more harshly then they do themselves, their false sense of entitlement, their emotional outbursts, their inability to see the negative effect they have on others (or the fact that they look like an idiot as a result).

You learn how not to drag others down into your own shit before you start working out your personal problems. Obviously, everybody including myself has improvements to make to their own attitude but I don't think I have ever come across bitchiness this epic (and to blame it on your period? ).

Of course, if you have an enabling husband there is very little incentive to go down that road. I don't know whether that is the case here but I have seen it before.

 

Bella, I don't even know what to say.

I hope one day my life is as awesome as yours

 

SO,
from here does the thread implode or explode?

 

Im hoping it dissappears soon