Dear Libertine,

Dearest Libertine,

Do you think of sex 24-7?

Yours truly,

Hippychickmommy

 

Dear libertine,

Although I find many of your suggestions to be helpful, I would like to point out an error in last weeks issue. You suggested suicide to speed up my hair growth. After considerable research I have learned that suicide actuallys stunts all growth. Do you think people should follow up on your advice, or follow it blindly?

-TCF

 

Dear HippyChickMommy,

No. Sometimes I sleep and then I am DREAMING about sex.

 

Dear indescribability,

Don't believe that silly research! Research is for ye of little faith. Facts are for pussies.

Trust me.

 

Dear Libertine...do you know the answer to life?

 

Dear AshtonsMom,

Yes.

 

You crack me up!

 

yeah, that's great...he knows the answer to life, but he isn't going to share it with us.

 

Dear libertine,

I think I shall follow the best advice you ever gave, which is listed in your signature. "Think for yourself". Myself is telling me suicide is not the right course of action. Also, do you know how to get rid of asswarts?

-TCF
























A friend wanted me to ask, ok.

 

Dear HCM,

You make me horny.

 

Oh my...man, my face is all hot right now! You're majorly making me blush!

 

Dear Indy,

Pay no attention to Libertine's sig. Only do as I advise, please.

I suppose instead of suicide, you could rub superglue all over yourself and engage in lewd acts with an animal of some sort.

As far as "asswarts", why would anyone WANT to get rid of them?

 

Dear HCM,

If your face got any "hotter" it would melt.

 

Melted mommy. Hehehe, that's funny!

 

Dear HCM,

Funny? No, that's yummy.

 

Tisk, tisk. Are you another one trying to corrupt me on here? Unleash the wild side?

 

Open up Mommy! Let them all see your wild side!

 

Wild thing, you make my heart sing, you make everything grooooovy! Come on, come on, wild thing!

 

Dear HippyChickMommy,

No, Libertine merely speaks truth. It is up to you how to apply it.

 

dear libertine..
over the time youve been here youve slowly dissapointed me ..

mostly because even tho i acknowledge your intelligence,,an agree with probably oh say 2/3rds or so what ya type..

your constant subtle arrogance an vanity just gripes my shorts..

man im all about bein a individual,, an a proud individual,, hell even a pompous one at times..but damn,, your as vain as liz taylor at times,, an as arrogant about yerself ,,well thats not true.. or is it??

i dunno..

all i know is i liked your words much more 9 months ago than i do now

man i love it when people ask for open letters..

luv n lite..