Dear Libertine,

HCM nuddies?

 

Dear Raving Sultan,

Being a perv, you automatically get the HCM Criterion Collection for all that you've done for the World of Perversion. Congratulations!

 

Dear libertine,

Any suggestions on dodging the IRS?

-TCF

 

Dearest Libertine,

Now how come I don't get any sayso in this distribution, hmmm? My naked butt all over the place and I get no sayso in the matter?!

Yours truly,

Hippychickmommy

 

Dear Libertine, why should I care?

 

Don't worry, I was just going to show them to my friends. Not the whole internet community :X

 

Well that's so very kind of you.

Actually, no, it isn't. You must want to give your friends nightmares.

 

Psshhh. Whatever. I wouldn't share with them anyway. I don't want to think about them jerking it to the same thing I'm jerking it to.

Ok ok.... I'm going to stop now before I offend somebody.

 

Hmmm, what a vision! :H

 

Dear Libertine,

why haven't you and Bella Donna gotten together yet? (and taped it for my pleasure?)

 

Dear YOU,

No. Pay your taxes, asshole. :H

 

Dear Libertine ----------what the fuck's wrong with you----oooops--wrong question---today is my birthday.What should I do?What shouldn't I do?Thank you------------scratcho----------

 

Dear HippyChickMommy,

In order to get any say so, you have to engage in lewd acts with Libertine. This would include and is not limited to all activities with your naked butt.

 

Dear Crummy,

Why should I?

 

Dear libertine,

Do you have any ideas on how to get my chest and stomach hair to grow back faster?

 

Oh dear!

 

Dear ihmurria,

Bella lives far away. My dick is long, but not that long.

 

Dear scratcho,

#1 You should engage in lewd acts with someone, not Libertine, someone else.

#2 You should not fail to do #1.

 

hahahahahaha--alrighty then.

 

Dear indescribability,

Try suicide. You sick fucker!