Dear God...

I KNOW how I wrote the word. I see you're very observant, people like you deserve to join the IV Reich.

Komm zu mir!

 

Quick thinking your pansiness! Its amazing how your simple spelling errors match -Gods-

 

Dark -

Your Holy Father will soon have to put you on his ignore list. Eternally. Which means you ain't coming up here to plague me day after day.

If an angel came out of thy ass you probably would say it's a funny shaped turd wearing a robe. Cannot you accept my Holiness, buddy? I will scan my phone bill when I receive it, you will see my name and address on it - this will prove who I am once and for all.

 

I once heard -GOD- has a really really small penis.

 

You might have heard it sonny but that's all it is.

My penis comes in infinite size.

 

I didnt even mention how big of moneyshot it produced....

 

So does Uranus.

 

I am God, but you are a nazi. Go burn...

 

My child,

Forgive him, for he does not know what he his doing. I knoweth - he's got Bee Gees cds...

BUT...

If thy Fuhrer doth not change thy wicked paths, thy God might distract thy car repairperson when he doth change your brakes.

 

Ha, ha, ha! That was a good one, Fuhrer!

 

Of course my "might-get-to-be-a-citizen" friend... I am perfect.

 

Komm mit mir auf Himmelfahrt bevor die Welt um uns herum im Meer versinkt. Ich werde es dir das ich der Echte bin schon zeigen.

Was wahr ist, muss wahr bleiben.

 

It's hotter than a Jew-burning furnace in here.

 

Wait until you see the power of the IV Reich. It has begun.