Dear God...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Der Führer, Jun 4, 2004.

  1. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    You, who calls himself -God-! How is it that you, who claims perfection, have obtained from your own creation "humanity" so much mediocrity and phallibility?!!
     
  2. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    Oh yeah... I almost forgot! Is it possible to send Hitler back so I can show him how things HAD to be done? :D
     
  3. gesone

    gesone Member

    Gee! I am not clairvoyant by any means but this one smells ripe for the taking! Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!
     
  4. Roachie

    Roachie Member

    Oooh God...sounds like a threat...U gonna let that slip by???
     
  5. joe

    joe Banned

    Holy mother of shit!, Did an assylum just get dsl?
    There are too many people with complexes around here!!!
    I wouldnt be surprised if Lincoln showed up, fuck it..tell lincoln i said hi
     
  6. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    I'll tell Lincoln you said hi as soon as he finishes washing my toilet.
     
  7. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Hehe... you're so great. I love that. :D
     
  8. I love you too, let us make babies now.
     
  9. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    yaaaay! finally!
     
  10. :D ..........
     
  11. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    Never in my life had I read so insignificant comments... don't you have respect for yourself?
     
  12. I have respect for nothing, including myself.
     
  13. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Der Fuhrer -

    God is rapidly losing patience. If you read your Bible a little, you'd see that it never said that I had infinite patience. You can forget Hitler - he's got his named engraved on a shovel in Hell with which he's shovelling coal all day to make it warm.

    What more can I tell ya? It's real bad pr for me to be seen talking with ya.
     
  14. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    How can you say that it's bad for you to be seen talking with me? I am the best thing you have ever made (if not the only good one) and yet you dare to say it's bad for you to be seen talking with me? Besides... I don't think "talking" is what we are doing here, as much as I know Mr. -God- what we are doing here is writing to each other... Aren't you supposed to know everything? Shame on you!! But don't worry my so called creator, the IV Reich will help you.

    Now, as for Hitler getting burnt in Hell, good, but I'd love to show him some things and hey! maybe you can join us so you learn some things too!
     
  15. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    My child -

    I think you need psychological help. It isn't normal for you to think you are thy Fuerer.

    I hope things turn out well. Your heavenly father in heaven loves you.
     
  16. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    That kind of irresponsible attitude is very typical of incapable people. With you as our God, letting us in the hands of anyone, we will go to Hell. No wonder why Jesus seems upset with you.

    Ich bin die Kraft und die Macht.
     
  17. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Fuhry, my son -

    If you find that I'm taking too much space then it means you hath fully grown.

    In these conditions, the bird usually leaves the nest.

    This is my universe and all my galaxies. I haveth a patent on them.

    Don't let the sun slam on your ass as you leave the cosmos.

    Your heavenly Father who loves you,

    God.
     
  18. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

    This nest of yours stinks... you should tell somebody to clean it since you cannot do it yourself for you are too busy playing with the stars up your butt. I can see that age is finally affecting your wisdom - which I must say I'm beginnig to question if you are telling ME, your only good creation, to get out of your universe. But think of this... who will finish writing the Apocalipse for you? Harvey?

    Fürchtest du dich vor mir?
     
  19. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

    I don't think you're quite as perfect as you think you are, sweetie. It's spelled APOCALYPSE.
    I know that, and I am not even perfect.
     

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