Dear -GOD-,,,,,

WHERE THE FUCK YA BEEN LATELY??

SEEMS I BEEN TALKIN TO MYSELF AS OF LATE,,,...

I THOUGHT YA MIGHT HAVE ,,ERRR DIED ERR SOMETHIN....

GLAD TO SEE YER STILL THE OMNIPOTENT ONE....


I HAVE A FEW REQUESTS,,, A LIL LESS STRESS AN A LIL MORE HARMONY WOULD BE NICE FER STARTERS...

N-E WAY THATLL DO FOR NOW,, BUT I JUST FIGURED ID START A "SPAM PRAYER LINE "RIGHT HERE FOR YA...

JUST TO LUMP A LIL MORE ON YA,,...

ANYONE ELSE NEED TO TALK TO "~GOD~",,FEEL FREE AN DO IT IN THIS THREAD,,WHO KNOWS HE MAY ACTUALLY ANSWER YA HERE....

 

I will answer to you my child.

I can see your soul clearly in my heart.

You are a social guy, a warm guy, and you also like anal sex.

 

Anal sex! God, whereupon I had a vision, an angel told me: Anal sex shall cure the world of its plague. Is this true?

 

AWWWW YA DO WATCH OVER ME,,,,


Ummm,, just tween me an you,,,, ya reckin ya could clarify,, "AS LONG AS IT AINT MY ASS THATS GETTIN REAMED"!!!

 

Oh - sorry my son dearest.

It's not his ass that's getting reameth.

For your other brother's post -

No. Anal sex won't cure the world. In facteth, it's the opposite.

 

i think i want the less stress and more harmony too, please !pretty pretty please!

 

I shall grant your wish.

Send a check of 27.95$ to:

God Inc.
0001 Divine Road,
Cloud Nine (Heaven)
121212

I take certified checks, post receipts and paypal too.

You have a 30 day guarantee if not satisfied money reimbursed.

 

I relish you, almighty GOD. As well as your infinite wisdom!..............................for me to poop on!

 

i just gave my whole paycheck to the greedy church...sory i dont have any money to send you...why dont you ask one of your priests to get their check book out of there BMW and write u a check....or maby they could just sell one of theird damn huge ass houses

 

LOL @ this entire thread.

 

Seriously! This is amusing! Go on folks!

___________________________________________________________

"Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"

 

TRUST ME,,,,,


~GOD~ GETS PREOCUPIED,, AND AT TIMES WILL LEAVE YA WONDERIN,, BUT HE /SHE/IT/THE OMNIPOTENT ONE,,WONT FORSAKE THIS THREAD, ,ERRR YOU....

 

I am here my child.

All you have to do is call my name. You can also click you heels three times and say there's no place like home if you're plannin' a trip to Kansas.

 

I know that if I click my remote just once I can visit almost any country Mr god... Can you ask your good friend Popie if he's wearing diapers these days?

 

Dear God,
Would you please hook me up with some chicks? You must know at least one that's right for me!!!!! Oh this is a prayer not a wish but may take a miracle
THanks

 

DEAR ~GOD~,, THIS IS OFF TOPIC I KNOW,, BUT I MUST CONFESS,,,...


I KILLED JESUS ~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!


TIS TRUE,, EVEN WORSE I NAMED HIM.. WHAT A PERTY LIL TOP HAT HE WAS,,BUT ALLASS HE GOT SICKER AN SICKER,,...

TWAS A MERCY KILLIN,, YA WAS WATCHIN WERNT YA???

TELL ME I DID THE RIGHT THING,,???

SACRIFICED ONE TO PROTECT MANY???

 

Sorry for having anal sex last night, ~GOD~. I didn't know it so displeased thee. Please do not maketh my ass to bleed. I will not do it again anytime soon.

 

ERIC CLAPTON IS GOD.

 

dearest lord god, thank you for the twin blessings of my lovely breasts, but what i REALLY REALLY want is the ass of a 25 year old brazilian carnivale dancer. you can either install it on me or my girlfriend. in your name i pray, amen.

 

Wo-haaa - gang - I'm God, I'm not Santa Claus or an ATM machine here...

Lemme take a crack at you guys oneth at a timeth...

One post each.

Geeze, you kids think that miracle grow on trees or something. Why do you think God has grey hair these days?