Dealing with the cum...

your spending a dollar trying to save yourself a dime, just masturbate onto your stomach and wipe it up

 

If you have bare floor near by cum on the floor then wipe it up.

 

i just squirt it up onto my t-shirt

 

Either let it fly onto the floor or use a condom. A condom with a little bit of lube inside feels awesome anyway!!!

 

Dude, just jizz on some TP. its not that hard to jerk off!

 

just ket it get on your hand, and clean it afterwards, and the problem is solved!

 

eat it, when ur about to go with hand not used just cup around the top catch it and wash hands

 

I always masturbate in my chair in front of my computer. I'm not much of a "shooter" anymore so all I do is spread a towel on the floor under my computer desk so that when I cum I let it drip down my cock and balls and let it drip off onto the towel on the floor. Then I clean the streams of cum off my cock and balls with the towel.

 

lol selfsuck

 

I typically cum into a dirty pair of boxers.

 

Try it outside in a very private area, when no one else is home. The lawn / grass would thank you for your kind donation !

 

lol just cum on your damn shirt/pants then splash some water on it, wipe it off, good to go. it'll dry in a few minutes.

 

wipe it up with the cat. it's self cleaning

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Just let it coat your hand, then lick it all up.

 

:rofl:

 

grow mushrooms in it

 

That would make you a real 'Fun Guy'.

 

Clearest was to eat all.