Dealing with the cum...

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Random Geek, Jun 8, 2006.

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  1. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    your spending a dollar trying to save yourself a dime, just masturbate onto your stomach and wipe it up
     
    dangermoose, Jul 12, 2006
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  3. scottb75

    scottb75 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If you have bare floor near by cum on the floor then wipe it up.
     
    scottb75, Jul 12, 2006
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  5. voltron

    voltron Member

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    i just squirt it up onto my t-shirt
     
    voltron, Jul 14, 2006
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  7. alpacas_r_us

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    Either let it fly onto the floor or use a condom. A condom with a little bit of lube inside feels awesome anyway!!!
     
    alpacas_r_us, Jul 21, 2006
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  9. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Dude, just jizz on some TP. its not that hard to jerk off!
     
    Raving Sultan, Jul 21, 2006
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  11. luxhombre

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    just ket it get on your hand, and clean it afterwards, and the problem is solved!
     
    luxhombre, Jul 21, 2006
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  13. hondasux

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    eat it, when ur about to go with hand not used just cup around the top catch it and wash hands
     
    hondasux, Jul 22, 2006
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  15. Rabbit420

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    I always masturbate in my chair in front of my computer. I'm not much of a "shooter" anymore so all I do is spread a towel on the floor under my computer desk so that when I cum I let it drip down my cock and balls and let it drip off onto the towel on the floor. Then I clean the streams of cum off my cock and balls with the towel.
     
    Rabbit420, Mar 24, 2012
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  17. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    lol selfsuck
     
    jaredfelix, Mar 24, 2012
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  19. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I typically cum into a dirty pair of boxers.
     
    Michael1985, Mar 24, 2012
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  21. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Try it outside in a very private area, when no one else is home. The lawn / grass would thank you for your kind donation !
     
    nz male, Mar 24, 2012
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  23. starcroxed

    starcroxed Guest

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    lol just cum on your damn shirt/pants then splash some water on it, wipe it off, good to go. it'll dry in a few minutes.
     
    starcroxed, Mar 25, 2012
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  25. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    wipe it up with the cat. it's self cleaning
     
    Jo King, Mar 25, 2012
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  27. GLENGLEN

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    ......:iagree:......:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 25, 2012
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  29. swinginflh

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    Just let it coat your hand, then lick it all up.
     
    swinginflh, Mar 26, 2012
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  31. dopeman

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    :rofl:
     
    dopeman, Mar 26, 2012
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  33. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    grow mushrooms in it
     
    jaredfelix, Mar 26, 2012
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  35. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    That would make you a real 'Fun Guy'.
     
    PineMan, Mar 27, 2012
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  37. Nick1994

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    Clearest was to eat all.
     
    Nick1994, Jun 10, 2012
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