De Ja Voo

I certainly plan on doing that, too.

 

Deja should post some nakid pics when she gets back

 

agreed

 

i enjoyed her posts...but then again. If i lived in hawaii, i dont think i would spent a whole lot of time on a computer

 

I agree about the naked pics, lets hope she has turned 18 though.

 

damnit, how come nobody ever asks for nude pics of me? hahaha

 

where's the barfing emoticon? lol

seriously, we need chicks who get stoned and take nude pics to post in the MJ forum, it's turning into the international house of sausage

 

yeah i agree, ive gotten a couple chicks on these forums to show me the goods, none out of the MJ forum though

 

Theres a lack of chick stoners in the world

 

DejaVoo

Status: MIA, presumed baked.

She was last spotted at 10-26-2005 at 0454 hours. Here is our last contact with her: http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1867852#post1867852

 

Dude, you live in Boulder. That doesnt count.

 

maybe her 'i dont care' attitude finally got her shat on? lol

 

^ not to mention she wasnt the brightest girl lol

my prediction, after fiending for weed so badly, she eventually went into the slums of hawaii where her stoner vagina was violated numerous times by large simoans wearing wrestling masks

 

HERES WHAT HAPPENEED:::

deja moved to hawaii. she, struggling with the first ever physical addiction to weed, wandered the streets at night for a fix. she came upon the mayor, who was digging through a recycling bin.

"whatcha doing, mr. bogazzi?"

mr. bogazzi looks up suspiciously. "whats your name you lil ho"

"uhhhh" as the author tries to remember her real name. "jamie! now listen, i was wondering if u had any weed cause my god im starting to sweat and get shakey"

mr bogazzi, surprised that someone would be so deft-witted as to ask the mayor for pot, quickly siffled around in his pocket and came up with a small bag containing an eighth of mids.

at this point deja completely loses control. she punches the mayor in the face, grabs the bag, and starts running. out of nowhere, however, a man in a hotdog costume tackles her and drags her off to a slum in the heart of hawaii where her stoner vagina was violated numerous times by large samoans wearing wrestling masks.

 

stoner vagina.... i love it

so TWAT... what do you have to say about all this?

 

first of all, to understand what happened to deja, you gotta understand who deja the stoner was... now, deja was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother, and she was always ashamed of this, man. and then right after that, she's adopted by this man, tito liebowitz. he's a small time gun runner and a stoner fight promoter. so he puts deja into training. they see deja's good... she's damn good! but then, she had the fight of her life. they pit her against her brother, nibbles. and deja said "no, man, that's my brother, i can't fight nibbles!" but they made her fight anyway, and deja... killed... nibbles. deja said "that's it!" she called off all her fights, and moved to hawaii, and she started doing crack, and she freaked out! then in a rage, she collapsed, and her heart no longer beat. wow.

 

Listen up guys, this is the real story.

She is really a he, a ladyboy. After stealing Mr. Bogazzi's 8th of mids she gets tackled by the Hot Dog wearing man. Little does he know her thirst for marijuana increased her strength ten fold.

After giving the hot dog man a savage beating she sodomized his hot dog anus for hours. She then went in search of a piece in which to consume her newfound 8th of mids.

Coming upon a group of troubled youth on the street corner she promptly displayed the 8th of mids. The boys, having greater numbers and seeing an attractive woman with marijuana to boot, decided to attack and attempt to steal her drugs and violate her (so thought) stoner vagina.

They lead her to a small appartment filled with the smell of rancid milk and stale marijuana smoke. All at once they jump her, thinking this would be an easy prize. As they crawl all over her body looking for the marijuana she tosses them all away with ease, her marijuana fiend strength has remained, she is now a superfiend.

After sodomizing each boy for 17 minutes and 45 seconds each, she promptly snatches their pipes.

She immeditelly packs herself a bowl and begins to toke away. The 400 pound elderly woman with a horrible case of bed sores who lives next door (who also may be to blame for the rancid milk stench......) calls the police after hearing the torment of the young boys.

After smoking the entire 8th to herself in less than 7 minutes the police swarm the building. They bust down the door and aim their Glock 17s at the girl. She growls, and shoots out the window sending broken glass onto the people below.

She leaps from rooftop to rooftop making horrible snarling sounds and drooling a horrible sticky resinous slobber. This is her downfall, the police have found a way to track her. They soon release the dogs and follower her trail to beach.

She has dug a small hole in the sand in an attempt to hide from the authorities. little does she know it would not even slow the future that is her doom.

As the dogs surround her she again begins to snarl and drool resinous slobber. The THC is making the dogs wild, and they attack. Having the strenth of 10 men she easily fends off the dogs, but the police are another story.

With their hatred for all stoner kind (connoisseur and fiend alike) they again draw their weapons and unlease a barrage of 9 mil hollowpoints into the now green colored marijuana fiend.

With her last breath of life she pulls an officer down, and wispers one sentence:

"tell my friends at hipforums the dangers of marijuana... for this tragedy shall help my fellow man"

That officers name, was jimsmalls, which some of you may remember here on hipforums as trying to set us druggies straight.

Such is the tragic life of deja voo ladyboy marijuana fiend.

 

that shit's fucking hilarious. I'd rather think that jimsmalls was one of the guys who got sodomized against his will. that bitchy little fucker.

 

Maybe she finally took that trip to las vegas with her collection of drugs and a fat samalion lol and nice version of that half baked story novictim

 

haha awesome stories