I know buddy. I was joking. I'm not actually interested in gay sex for the record. I just appreciate a good sodomy joke. Heres one. It was a nice sunny day when three rednecks were walking down a Texas country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, "I wish that was Brittany Spears Ass." The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." The third man says, "I wish it was dark."
haha! i wasnt drawing conclusions...just being my normal ass self...i would tell a joke but it would be inappropriate for the children...