Dat Chat

i should post it in random facts and say its a deer i shot and decapitated...would i get in trouble for that?

 

no, unless maybe it was in the vegan section

 

that makes me sad. douche bags in ed hardy shirts will be buddhas one day

 

maybe they already are buddhas

 

who the fuck is ed .. oh nvm..

 

it breeds a rage inside her

 

5 brownies later and now i have severe munchies.i could eat a cheese something fo sho

 

just eat a block of melted cheese

 

If it was melted it couldn't possibly be a block, could it?

 

does that really work?

 

take a block of cheese.
microwave it.

it's still a block of cheese - just meltier, greasier, and doesn't LOOK like a block of cheese

 

i try to troll people IRL but it never works out as planned.

 

oh yeah . everyone is so civilized on the internet..

 

see: bloodninja

it's like the encyclopedia of cyber
I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: oh yea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: What the f**k are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: what the f**k!
I.F.: what?

 

or that..

 

I think about sex, but i day dream too..


I was reading this story about the whales washed up in Tasmania.. and Boom Cheech and Chong Save the Whale popped into my head. without further adieu .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaXQeRPO0g"]Cheech and Chong: save the whales - YouTube



Rescue continues in Tasmania whale tragedy
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2011/11/20111114124946609868.html

 

South Bay man finds 14 kilos of cocaine in minivan

 

why would they post an article like that? this is just endangering this guy. he should have quietly gone to the police and not told anyone.

 

on tv they are talking about the pros and cons of all the different milk alternatives: rice, coconut, almond, oat, soy..

pros of hemp milk: lacks thc. should have been a con.