Damnit

“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican

 

I know what Darth Vader would say.

 

I think that article is from 2014 @Flagme15. Also, I'm sure Jesus will come back. It may not be within my lifetime though.

 

What does Jesus coming back even mean?

Is he supposed to descend from space where people cannot breathe? Is he supposed to arise from a grave and reanimate like some Divine Zombie?

 

Ragnarok is nearing!

 

Uhm, how to solve being able to travel where you can't breathe...?
This thread needs @Irminsul

 

Oh yah, she's exploring An Alien Jesus hypothesis or something isn't she?

 

If you answer my question. You know it makes sense

 

I'll have to consult my chicken bones.

 

He has already returned, he was born June 14th, 1946 in Queens, NYC

 

So Jesus came, looked around, realised mankind was too much trouble.. went off saying "uh i'll be right back!" and so far hasn't. Has he returned anyone's calls? Jesus is ghosting us.

 

In the year 7510
If God's a coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down, and start again

 

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew, now man's reign is through
But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday

 

So typical

 

"Snopes" says it's false.

 

yeah i didn't think it sounded true

 

that song makes me feel a bit melancholy