Dad has the DEA issued 5 panel drug test for home use

Why would anyone take advice from someone who can't even form a sentence? You didn't use one period in that jumbled incoherent piece of shit you call advice.


I just re-read your post...you think drinking vinegar (an acid) and orange juice (citrus=citric acid) made a coating of oil? Are you kidding me?

 

remember when I said I did not know why it worked, The point was it worked case closed, does this mean you cant understand whats being writen without punctuation, caps, or correct spelling? get a grip or are you too ignorant to understand this with no periods lmao

 

I can understand it...sort of. Although not using punctuation makes you look stupid and makes it more difficult for you to get your point across.

 

I respect your opinion, and yes it would help to get the point across in a more effective way. I will try and work on my writing skills. Thank you for your constructive criticism.

 

Synthetic urine works. Only you have to warm it up a bit.

 

niacin, my friend. the proper way to go about doing it can be found through google, but i'll give you a hint, there's a good one in ''Apprentice Tokers".

 

I might have a test on the 17th and I'm doing niacin tomorrow, and Friday. I trust it 100%, I've had friends take it once and in a week be clean. But I weigh a lot more so I take it multiple times plus waterload, just to be as sure as I can be.

 

niacin is a myth. Hate to tell you but it doesn't work

Just do a little research.

There is NO detox, pill, or otherwise that will get you clean for a piss test in that amount of time. Argue all you want, if you passed, you got lucky.

Period.

Drinking shitloads of water also does NOT work. THC is NOT soluble in water.

Vinegar is another myth.

Unless you can dilute, which can be tricky, your best bet is substitution, or to avoid the test altogether.

 

Im going to have to kind of call your bluff. although drinking tons of water does not remove the THC from your system, it dilutes your pee long enough to have it be mostly water, and not the typical nutrients and excreants in your urine, IE: THC. For random drug tests, this does not work. You have to know when the test is, so you can start taking your diuretics or drinking your water. Personally, when I was on probation, I drank three pots of coffee before a test, and took chugged an energy shot (for the b12, it makes your urine appear more yellow). I had a test rejected once because it was too clear, so we waited ten minutes, and sure enough I had to pee again. I took the test, my urine was yellow, I still passed. But the last time I had smoked was a week before.

 

Luck.


Trust me, I worked in a drug testing lab for awhile. You wouldn't believe the shit that people would do to try and fool the test.

If its too diluted, you will fail. Most of the time the cutoff is 50 ng, but if your sample is flagged, or the employer/whoever requests it, we had the ability to go down as low as 2 ng.

I'm sure some did trick us and get through, as some of the people employed with that company were on more drugs than the people being tested.

 

and I'd like to add that why some people pass and others don't has more to do with the individual more than anything. A lot depends on how heavy of a smoker the person is, the amount of body fat they have, how active they are, and what kind of diet they eat.

There are way too many variables to say that something that worked for you once or twice, or even many times, is a sure fire way to pass. Chances are, if you are going in for an employment drug screening, and you attempt anything other than substitution, you will fail. Its better to save your money, and avoid the test and try for a job without. The lab we worked in I'd say over 50% of the tests we did came back positive for one type of drug or another.

 

I really don't care what people say about niacin, I feel that it works for me some I'm going to do it.

 

Lots of myths in this thread like orison said, niacin doesnt work, vinegar doesnt work, vinegar with orange juice and water doesnt work. the best thing is to buy a whizzinator with synthetic urine, this has worked for me when getting jobs.

 

It isn't sound because he won't be clean. You got lucky and passed.
Water does not clean out your system, nor OJ, espeically no type of vinegar.


WATER DOES NOT REMOVE THC FROM YOUR SYSTEM!

Drinking water and exercising, resulting in sweating more is the only way to speed up the clearing of THC in your sytem.

 

Exactly, all of those are myths, what I have done, when I had to pass UA's was this:
Obtain clean piss, purchase "Hot Hands" at Big 5 Sporting Goods (I am sure anything similar to Hot Hands will work).

Put then clean piss in a little bottle, a small shampoo bottle.. whatever, you get the idea. Wrap it up in the Hot Hands, it will keep the cleam piss at body temperature.
Wear white-tightey's, put the wrapped bottl in there, under your junk. When you got piss, use the clean pee. Not only will it be the correct temp, but it will be clean.

PS: Like Guitar said, a whizzinator will work, though it is a bit costly.

 

I actually found out that the whizzinator was shut down or something, there might be knock off brands though.