Cyber sex

Well, you'll have to give it to her yourself.

 

I'm your dad now, don't sass me.

 

Yeah, that's awesome... Unless you've had too much sambal oelek, that hurts a bit

this one time me and some guys were in a cabin and we made some chilli con carne (that was the only time we didn't have pizza), and I seriously tasted like burnt-out asscrack, hehe... laters one of my friends kedde, came limping out from the bathroom, hehe

 

I'll kill you.

 

What could you do tyke?

Now chop me some firewood.

 

Thats it give her a slap on the arse and tell her whats what!!

 

Dirty bitch I think I'm in love

 

Aw, yeah dude. The shits where it hurts to sit down or walk or even move afterwards.

I like to call it "shitting your guts out".

 

I bet.

With an irate, menstrual arab that has a bad case of period shits.

 

Are you bragging or complaining?

 

now that is a description..........



not a happy one, but it is one nontheless.........

and better than most......

 

Both.

 

yeah, that's the stuff