Creeperville vs. Compliments

It's okay for women to masturbate and fantasise,but not men apparently.

 

Back in my boxing days, I used to call my boner the great white hope.

 

yes, because we do it tenderly with sugar & spice and everything nice..

 

Yes I suppose it does all have its own dynamics.

 

People also call you a creep when you masturbate with snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

 

...nvm

 

I think it's creepy to keep track of other people's compliments

 

it's 9am, I could use some vodka..

 

Seriously.

 

ahhh, too early..for so much gif-ness

 

eh, whatever, let's gif it up

 

I laffed so f-in hard at that Cosby gif... thanks!

 

:sifone:

 

ok, back on topic

 

pics or it didnt happen

 

Last night a gorgeous girl complimented me that I'm attractive like Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling......


If she would have said... attractive like her two older brothers......hummm....maybe a little creepy

 

Ohhh I like you, so much, I might have to taxidermy you just to keep you forever.