creative can openers..

Yeah seems like people would know a musk ox when they see one.

 

Creative can openers - thedope's head.

 

<searches though acme catalog...

Catapult ..

 

If I wanted to open a can, it's simple

I blow my magic flute, and wake all the fairy men in my garden of wonder. I will play the song, the one which will entice than and make them happy

in return they offer me the chance to grant my wish, continue on my tin can journey. They sing and rejoice, exclaiming 'we will open it for you'. They love to help!

Thereafter, they begin the job. They all sit on the edge of the can lid and pat their feet hard against the rim. They connect hands and sing to the can God above and ask for their aid in opening the sacred beans. A thunder bolt will strike, attacking the can and spinning it into a mini rage- the fairy men then must use their magic dust to bring down the situation to avoid hazard, fire has been known to happen..

Once the dust have settled, the tin is finally open and ready. They tell me thank you, and to take care of the flute, as they love singing and dancing and being happy all the time. They begin to leave, and hide back between and beneath the rocks in my sunny summers garden.

 

oxy/acetylene torch...open and warm up food simultaneously

 

throw it against the wall ??

 

You've been drinking again haven't you?

But, I actually liked that story!

 

hacksaw...

 

I prayed and Jesus turned up and did it for me. We sat around and ate soup, he was telling me he might be making a comeback.

 

Nope, FAIL.!!

Not Unless You Love Iron Fileings Intermixed With Food....

Yes I Realise We All Need Iron In Our Diet, But Methinks This Suggestion

Is Taking It Way To Far....



Cheers Glen.

 

Lay the can on the train tracks and let the train run over it, I'm sure that would open it...

 

Let it rust open.

 

shark..

 

Odd Job

 

get Arnie to crush it with his biceps

 

By lobster.

 

chainsaw

 

Set it in the street and hope a car runs it over, then maybe it'll open

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmS3LgfdT7E"]YouTube- ‪fireballs - drop forging‬&lrm;

 

Shark attack open it