Crazyest masterbation story!

These days there are cameras everywhere. You might see yourself on Pornhub.

 

Craziest story for me: jerking off in a shower freshman year. Some girl walks in with her girl friend. She seems drunk or at best very tipsy. She says to her friend "were in the mens room Haha" friend replys "I dont care I need to pee"

Its 2am

I am kind of freaking out because my towel is out side on the sink and I am standing in a tiny show stall with erection 1/2 to glory. (I am shy so I dont really want to be discovered. Hindsight I'm older and regret missing opportunities like this)

I am hoping the girls will leave and I can get on with my business. Then I hear "who the fuck is in the shower this late at night" right as she rips the curtain back... I quickly turn around but she starts laughing and says "Cindy I caught this guy wanking, she then gets this grin and says can I watch you hon, if not I'll just be leaving with this and she grabs my towel." Her friend says something about leaving and passing out in her room.

She smiles and sits on the bench across the shower. "I'm waiting"

This is like 3 week of college so in about 6seconds I am worried she is going to tell everyone, I'll be ruined, ridiculed, etc. So I say "you'll just going to tell everyone and mock me"

She says she won't black mail me and that she is drunk and won't tell anyone. She just wants to rub one out for the hell of it.

I say fine, I am kind of soft but start rubbing it up again (that takes no time), she stands up and comes to the edge of the shower and puts her hand down the front of her skirt. About 3 mins in I start softly moaning and blow my load at the wall. She wippes her hand out, licks her middle two fingers, winks and says " thanks hon that was perfect " she tosses me my towel and leaves.

A little shame, pride, fear and a dam image of a cute girl licking those finger to taste herself...burned into memory.

 

Years ago when I used to go to a tanning salon, i would JO almost every time. The warmth got mr hard and I couldn’t resist. Loved letting my cum soak into my skin from the heat

 

Long story short but I had to spend the rest of the day and night at my Aunt's place because the electricity was turned off at my house because my mom couldn't afford the electric bill so I stayed there for the night but couldn't sleep. I noticed her daughter (my cousin) left her sandals on the living room floor and decided to grab one because 1. I realized I hadn't masturbated in a while and 2. I thought if I do it can relax me. So I pulled my pants down under the blankets and put the sandal between my thighs while my dick was in it. I kept it there for a while and it was turning me on it felt so good because the sandal was made of rubber and the back part was rimming my anus. After a while I cummed all over the cushion I was sleeping on (my Aunt had extra ones, so I was sleeping on the floor while my brother slept on the couch)

 

I used to stroke mine in a tanning booth but never ejaculated. Guess it didn't turn me on as much as I desired. I finished in the steam room though!

 

Not that crazy but could have been caught. When I was younger, I dated a guy in the north of the UK. It was a 6/7 hour trip which we travelling back to see my family. We sat at the back of the bus and we started to play with each other with our coats on our lap. It was really nice ad relaxing but we needed our relief after about an half hour. As we didn’t know each other that long, we knew our body’s better then each other. We started to play with ourselves but still had our hands in the other person to keep up the intensity.
The issue I had was where I was going to shot my load. We had to finish a drink from the bottle I had. When it come to the final stretch, I had to make sure it all went in the bottled, amazingly enough I managed it. She then finished off and i rubbed her juices on my hand so I could taste. That weekend we had lots of sex.

 

The getting caught or almost getting caught is a big jolt for me. In a good way for me

 

I know I have dozens of getting caught or almost getting caught.
While in my early teens, I saw this really cute girl in a skirt or dress. She was doing a cheer and it finished with her spinning on her back and she stopped with her legs wrapped around her neck. Her face was almost touching her panties crotch. When I got home, I'd have almost an hour before my sister got there and two hours before mom. So I turned it up a notch, trying to see if I was that flexible. I could hit my lips with the head of my dick and every day after school, I practiced for an hour. Within a couple months, I was going deep enough to Gage. I saw my mothers headboard was a tubing so I went in her bed to practice. It was a lot easier and I was in her room a lot, I was even sleeping in her room a lot.
I was taking a chance one Friday night. My sister was out with her girlfriend and mom was passed out on the couch. She slept on the couch a lot. So I'm rolled in a ball, legs in the tubes giving some grip totally naked. Mom screamed a high pitched °oh my God, what did you do to get like that?° Then she realized what really was happening. I wasn't ejaculating yet and really knew nothing about it yet. But the thrill I felt and the humiliation of being caught in such a position by my mother, who was a hottie, didn't help. She didn't know I was rubbing one off as she interrogated me. Same feelings without the clean up. She asked me why would you put your thing in your mouth? My goodness honey, you should know you can ask me anything. Insisting on an answer, I finally said °because I didn't think you would have done it if I asked you.° The questions stopped and she told me to just sleep in here. I was still naked and was getting hard again. I don't know if she knew it, but I could see her boobs and nipples during our Qs & As so sleeping took the back seat.

 

Not so much caught but I'm pretty sure my mother knew about my beating off habits. The dirty bed linen and my laundry must've told one heck of a story!

 

Hmmm, gonna have to think on this one!

 

I must have been 13 or 14. We used to swim at the big city pool all summer long. We boys all wore those short nylon stretchy bathing suits that you could pretty much see everything in. It wasn't unusual to get a boner at the blink of an eye then, of course - and they'd take their time going away without paying some close attention to it. Well, one summer day, it was getting close to closing time around five and I had one of these impossible boners that just wouldn't give up. There weren't a lot of kids in the pool at that time, mostly me and a couple of friends and some adults - and a few life guard girls, of course who looked pretty damn good at that age.... Crap. How am I gonna get out of this? It's NOT going away and I can't hide it. If I get out of the pool, everyone and my friends will see my big boner in this suit, and soon we will all have to get out. I really had to jerk it off NOW - the only way out. I slipped it out of the leg on my suit and kinda hung out backed up to the pool wall working on it as best I could without being too obvious, looking around anyone who could see. It was going ok.... but it was about five minutes to five, closing time....I need to finish fast.....I went for broke, pulled it out over the top of my suit, sunk under water and went like a madman until it went off....I remember seeing the cum in the water then gasping for breath....ahhh, I made it !! Whew. Seconds later, they whistled closing time.......I had to take my time getting out....luckily it deflated enough not to show too much to get to my towel. I'm sure it wasn't the last time that summer, but I learned not to wait too late...

 

How did you not end up fucking??

 

I do it every day. I love it

 

I was on a trip with a friend from college. We shared a hotel room with two beds.
He went to work out and I figured I had time for a quickie. He came back because the workout room was closed. I had my back to the door with earbuds in. I hear the door shut and looked over my shoulder and I could see the awkwardness in his face.
I apologized and he offered to go out for a bit, but it was kinda ruined at that point.

 

I have done the newspaper trick also. Except I was in a Denny’s Restaurant.It was late and only a few customers.I was so hard and I needed some relief so I got a paper and pretended I was reading it.God it felt so good I couldn’t stop if I wanted to. Just as I was blowing one of my huge loads the waitress brought my food and with my cock still spasming I think she got a hint of my adventure

 

I was around 17 years old, living at home and worked a second shift job. My parents had a neighbor girl watch over my younger siblings on nights they went out. She too was my age but heavy and very self conscious of herself. She refused to date anyone. I would come home from work dirty and need to shower. One night I had a feeling that I was being watched. I slowely peeked around the shower curtain to find the bathroom door suddenly close. The following time it happened I left the curtain open somewhat so she got a better show. I also started wearing a bathrobe afterward and she showed an interest in seeing under it. I gradually started showing more of myself to her as her interest was there. Eventually i started masturbating in the shower knowing she was peeking in. This all eventually lead to her and I discussing the actions and being more open with being nude together and her loving to watch me masturbate

 

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yummy

 

This was in my junior year at college. The gal I hung out with, whom I’ll call L, was large, fun-loving, and boisterous. I was seriously in love with L. But to her, I was just a fun fuck-buddy. I don’t think she ever knew how much she broke my heart. Anyway, during spring break, she, her friend, and I drove into NYC. Her friend had some window-pain acid, of which we did one each in Central Park, and when we were tripping our brains out we went to see the planetarium show at The Natural History Museum. At the end of that adventure, L’s friend confided, “If you think that was cool, next time you should try dropping two of them.” Well back at school one weekend night, L and I did just that. It really fucked us up. We visited some friends, who all thought we were giggling maniacs. By the time we got back to L’s dorm, it was after midnight. The security guard in the lobby was this fun guy, Ernie, with whom we had frequently chatted before. We were having a good time joking with him when this petite freshman girl walks in. She joined the conversation with not a clue how high L and I were. Indeed she was as naive as a three week old kitten on just about everything we joked about. It made the experience that much more entertaining. But in the 40 minutes or so she was in the lobby with us, I was having vivid psychedelic images of her naked, imagining her virginal pussy melting in my mouth. It was about 4am when it all broke up and we all went to our separate rooms. But recollections of that freshman girl’s sweet innocence and her lilting voice we’re starting to lap at my dick. When I got to my room, my roommate was asleep with his GF. I stripped naked, got in bed, and with my dick growing hard against the bedsheet below me, I let my mind gather images and sensations of that girl. The drug was beginning to wear off, but I was still in a very altered state of consciousness. With just a little hip action, I provided my dick with the physical stimulation it craved. But most of the stimulation came from the whirlwind of images of this lass, naked and covered in flowers and butterflies, pressed to my flesh that blew through my head like glitter blowing in the wind. The climax, I’m sure, happened in another universe, shredding my very soul. I don’t know if I woke my roomie or his GF crying out in ecstasy. I do remember an absolute flood pouring out of my penis onto the sheet in squirts too many to count. The drugged state would not let me sleep, though, even after that supernova release, so I laid there in that slimy puddle till dawn.