Craziest Thing To Find In The Woods

I've hiked quite a bit in the mountains of San Diego and found all kinds of little secrets and oddities. The coolest was an old gold coin I found in the forest.

 

A scuba diver that drowned.

 

A sign saying 'Speed limit-70mph...

 

A scuba diver has actually happened before! So the urban legend goes.

 

a used condom, hanging on a tree limb.

someone thought they were funny.

 

bottle of water

 

really nothing is strange to find in the woods. though it would be rather strange to find nothing.
a low rider of course, more then ten miles from the nearest road or anything it could have fallen off of.

 

refrigerator plugged into generator that is filled with ruben sandwiches.

 

A bypass! [bloody poor bit of map-reading by the construction company,don'tcha think?]

 

I want a ruben

 

a grave marker dedicated to Randy Rhoads, died yesterday 36 years ago.

Doesn't seem that long ago. Damn.

 

A drum circle of clowns

 

a witch coven

 

Movie theatre

 

i might never go home. but i might only eat one at a time and hide somewhere i could watch to make sure i wasn't robbing someone else's home.
that or bring something they might like the next time to replace it with.

 

A parking lot full of cars with no exit.

 

A bear cave with a stuffed human inside.

 

an aluminum christmass tree.

 

A urinal attached to a tree.

 

A thorny path with an unattended tollbooth.