Craziest place you've masturbated?

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Whatcha gonna do when it's only you? Discuss masturbation techniques. No soliciting for cyber sex here.

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Rev J

 

In class, my French teacher was really sexy, as my friends weren't at school I had a table to my self.
I just put my hand down my trousers while she was speaking and eventually I got a ninja ejaculation.
This was when I was 12 btw : :2thumbsup:

 

While hang gliding and dropped a load over a crowded park from 500 feet

 

oh no; the sky is falling!!

 

I think I should join you for a day!

 

On a plane flying from Frankfurt Germany to Seattle, WA.

 

A classroom. True story.

 

Well, tell it.

 

In the bathroom on a flight from New York to San Francisco twenty years ago. There was a girl across the aisle who had her legs tightly crossed at the ankles and was gently bouncing herself off to orgasm(s) under a blanket most of the flight. One trip might not have been too unusual for me, but I made four trips during that flight. Must have been pretty horny.

 

Well, it was a day when we were in the classroom and I started feeling horny. My first thought was to go to the restooms to masturbate, but the teacher told me I couldn't go. I went back to my seat (which was the last one next to the wall) and feeling I couldn't help it anymore, I put my coat over my legs and pretend to be really cold...but of course, I slipped my hands under my pants. Oh God, I had like three orgasms in a row just to think someone might notice!

 

Ahhhhh...... Very nice!

 

Oh my goodness.

 

i used to sit behind my bf in french class and it got me so hot just to stare at him but i couldn't do anything about it sitting right there behind him, looking at the back of his head, the texture of his skin, breathing his scent -- it built up worse until we got home i didnt say a word the whole way home, just as soon as we got in I took his pants off and went straight to sucking him. omg how i needed that!

sorry, not a masturbating story, well how bout this, i did do it once in the car in the parking lot after work. it was late. had to let off sum steam

 

My kinda girl!!

When I was in high school, I used to take the screen out of my bedroom window, kneel on my knees on the sill and stroke myself. It was such a thrill knowing someone could be watching.

When I was married, I was home alone. I went into the walk-in closet, stripped naked, kneeling with my legs spread wide, back arched and stroking away in front of a mirror. My wife came home and walked in on me. She got so turned on she got on her knees, bent over and started stroking and sucking me. She got me real close to cumming, stopped, stood up & slowly stripped naked as I watched and stroked. Once she was naked she stood close to me with her legs spread and started rubbing her clit with one hand, lift her breast to her mouth with the other and started sucking on her nipple. I could smell her aroused pussy and told her it made me feel slutty to smell her while watching each other. She grabbed the back of my head and started grinding her wet hole on my nose and mouth. She was so turned on, she came hard and a lot of whitish cream flooded from her pussy into & onto my mouth and face. She was still so horny, layed on her back in front of me & demanded I squirt all my cum on her horny fuck hole (quote). I couldn't believe she was so horny! I did squirt all over her crotch and she scooped a bunch with her fingers, rubbed it on her tit and started sucking it off. I was amazed and even hornier. This was the beginning of a mutual masturbation period of our mariage.

 

Hmmm, to name a few. On the side of the M4 embankment while waiting for the AA man, Grave yard and while walking down the street at night. PM me if you want to know more

 

I've done it in lots of places. The naughtiest that springs to mind was when i was about 19. My best friend and his girl had split up, i used to baby sit for her as we were friends and she was a single mum who didn't get to have much of a social life. I remember one time id been there for a few hours watching TV a got quite board, i don't know why but i decided to be a bit nosey.
I was snooping around her bedroom and under the bed found a box with a dildo in and some hardcore porn in it. I sat on her bed looking at her porno collection, thinking of her screwing herself with the dildo looking at the porn. I Took all my clothes off, put on some of her underwear, climbed into her bed and played with myself furiously. It turned me on so much knowing that if she came home there was no way i could get out of her underwear and get dressed with out her catching me.

 

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in a bus, seating next to a girl...she was real hot, placed my bag over my trousers and masturbated by rubbing over the pants...she probably didnt notice, it was really hard to keep a calm face during the orgasm part...but the feeling was tooo good..

 

In your house while you ran out to the store.